Victoria's Rants

fuckboys

let's go back about five hundred years where this all begins

ally (abbyscomp) receives a message from this fuckboy (who shall be named nicholas) who likes her and he attempts to get her to date him n shit

she obviously says no because she likes a certain someone and for some reason he suddenly doesn't know what no means

it's funny because he apparently is a straight a student and is super smart and can hack the school system yet he has no brain when it comes to socializing and basically how not to be creep about it

he's a major fuckboy too because apparently he's dated a lottttttt of people and the fact that he's willing to date a total stranger really sets it (you'll get it later)

and there's more reasons but basically this guy is the fuckboy king

this goes on for years and years and years where he texts ally shit and ally continues to say lol no I won't date you and he doesn't stop because why give up ya feel

we come to realize he's a complete stalker (he already was, ally didn't even give him her number, he somehow figured it out) and super creepy and he won't stop bothering ally no matter what she says and he's really desperate and just annoying bro

soon, he asks her out again (for what, the eighth time?) and me being the stupidest person on earth, I tell ally that she should go for it so then you can break up with him the next day so maybe he'll be over it

but no honey, that's not what happened.

ally says yes and they go out for a day

at the end of the day ally texts him to break up with him and let me tell you this guy doesn't stop

he refuses to break up with her and then he begins to be like no bitch you are not leaving mE n shit and ally continued to say yes we're over and then he started to be a bitch about it and he was really hurting ally's feelings mentioning her real crush and

me being my stupid self I was like allY GIVE ME HIS NUMBER ILL TAKE HIM DOWN

so she gives me his number and this is when the real shit begins get ready

after accidentally texting the wrong number and humiliating the shit out of myself I do text him and be like hey bud un ally doesn't really want to talk to you so you can back off

and surprisingly he responds

at first he tries to figure out who I am (he guessed someone who has the same name as me but hell no I'm not telling him that) and starts to call me herman for reasons I don't understand n shit

and I continue to tell him that ally doesn't want to date you and then he starts getting all emotional on me and tells me everything and his feelings and I'm like bro it's okay find ur chill move on and life will get better yada yada yada yada

I leave for literally five minutes because I had to talk to my sister and when I come back he spammed me like hERMAN WHERE ARE YOU I MISS YOU DONT LEAVE ME

ummm ok????

we talk for like what seems like a hundred years and then he drops the bomb on me

he asks if I live in the same state as him

I say yes because I don't want him to know that ally and I are just internet friends and I don't live near her or him (I live a few states away but still) and yeah basically I'm catfishing him lmao

and then he's like

if you're single then let's do this (screenshot up there because this was the funniest thing I've ever experienced ^)

duDE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MY NAME HOW WOULD THIS WORK

I can just picture him telling his friends like man what's your girlfriend's name and then he stands there like oh um I don't know she didn't tell me

I ignore his question and go back to telling him to fuck off and leave ally alone and he of course still doesn't get the message and then sends a really confusing picture of himself and is like do you think I'm hot or nah and I'm just

with the little amount of information I've given you about myself I could be a ten year old wyd nicholas

this continues to go onto the next day when he texts me and is like herman I have an idea to stop ally from dating her crush

and then random shit happens when he goes off topic to talk about his window and other stuff that I really don't know why he'd tell me but whatever I guess he's open to strangers

and he sends me never ending pictures he's saved of ally in his library like the stalker he is and I'm texting him like okay firstly who does that and secondly it's more creepy than it is romantically

I might do the same buT I ONLY HAVE ONE PICTURE OF MY CRUSH ALL RIGHT I DONT HAVE FETUS OR FIVE THOUSAND PICTURES OF HIM THERES A DIFFERENCE AND HES TAKING THIS TOO FAR

as you can tell he's really desperate to get with ally and he won't stop and asks me questions so he'll know if he knows ally enough and be a good boyfriend and tells me he's going to give ally's crush some poisonous strawberries and that we can do it together and im sitting here like no lmao no

and I had guard practice so I leave him for a few hours and then when I come back I see that he spammed me again

more shit happens where he sends me screenshots of what's going with him texting ally's crush and lemme tell you her crush is like such a savage and nicholas sucks at roasting people lol he couldn't even use the right you're when he was trying to roast him

it's a roast fest and the bitch squad are laughing their asses off about it and ye

are you still with me ok let's go

today he texts me again (note that he also won't leave me alone) and says his plan is working to separate ally and her crush and basically after six hundred years of waiting he finally tells me he told ally's crush that ally sent him nudes

nudes

yes you read that correctly

and then I begin to nicely tell him that that was probably the shittiest idea you can come up with get your crush and their crush to stop from dating each other and he tells me it's not and being in denial but in a sarcastic way because let's face it he knows he's wrong but doesn't want to admit it and I'm like nick you're stupid as fuck

you may be good with numbers but with social etiquette smh

and yeah that's where we are rn with this

basically

I am catfishing one of ally's enemies and he tells me everything like the idiot he is lol the things I do for internet friends is really interesting

just 4 u allt