Victoria's Rants

crushes

ok so before I begin mY NEW EMBARRASSING MOMENTS IN FRONT OF LIAM WITH VICTORIA I'd just like to point out that crushes suck yes they do you don't want one

in case you don't remember my crush's name is liam (one of my friends spelled his name lima one day and just it's been an inside joke since) and I could go on about how adorable and cute n shit he is

he's like a 20/10 and I'm a 0.00001/10 bUT apparently he's going to ask me out to the valentine's day dance which is cheesy I'm aware buT WHO CARES ITS LIAM THE PERSON I LIKE V V MUCH SO EH

I don't know why he might like me because I look like a grasshopper most of the time so I'm skeptical about it idk

anyways yeah he's the person I was talking about in the english class rant where he witnessed me get yelled at for no reasons and my shitty hairstyle that day and ye

and any other embarrassing moments in front of liam with victoria like that stupid gym bag incident nope

sO let's begin with today's embarrassing moment!! prepare yourselves

it was the end of first period, history, and I was getting my stuff from under my desk to get ready to leave. I had two binders, a book, and my pencil box and lemme tell you I will never trust my pencil box again after what happened

you know how when you stack binders together they become lopsided when it's not placed the right way???? I don't know if that makes sense but that's the best way I can put it lol

before I can even do anything to stop my book that was on top of my pencil box and on top of my lopsided binders, my book flies over and falls on the floor, on liam's foot.

because his face is super intimidating to me and I can't ever look at him without freaking out I hesitate to apologize but then I do and I start feeling on edge beCAUSE HELLO MY BOOK JUST FELL ON HIS FOOT

I'm like dying inside when he replies with it's okay and he bends down to pick it up for me because we never talk and it's just

in history our desks are placed close to each other so as he bends down to pick up my book his head is like leaned against my desk???? again I also don't know how to explain it but

keep in mind that I'm an idiot and I didn't bother to fix thE LOPSIDED BINDERS THAT ARE RUINING EVERYTHING

so, because of this, mY PENCIL BOX FALLS OVER AND LITERALLY FALLS ON HIS HEAD

at this point I'm just thinking like fUCK MY LIFE DOES GOD NOT WANT ME TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM WHY SNSKXKSKKXKFKC

I start to scream louder in my head as my cheeks burn and I apologize six million times while nervously laughing

and I sound frantic as I say sorry in the most awkward and stupidest way someone can and basically I am just a mess when this all happens I lose my shit my pencil box just hit my crush's head nO

aND HE CHUCKLES

HES LIKE ITS OKAY HAHAHA LIKE LITERALLY

HE ALSO HELPS ME GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND AT THE END IM JUST LIKE OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH CUTER WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ME

hE fuCKING SMILES AT ME AS HE HANDS ME MY BOOK AND SHIT AND MY CHEEKS ARE STILL ON FIRE AND IM JUST LIKE LIAM WYD STOP IT

and I had these huge scissors that probably could've cut open his head if it landed on him so yeah I'm great

I can't even with myself like why do these things always happen

everyone knows I'm planning to ask liam a question which I think you know what it is so I'm supposed to do it next week wish me luck that my pencil box doesn't ruin it again