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The Signs ~ Shit My Brother Has Done This Year

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Libra: Threw yarn at me at exactly 3:00 AM

Gemini: Sung "waiting for the bus in the rain" at the bus stop when it wasn't raining

Taurus: Moaned and said "Fuck me daddy" to prevent me from sneezing

Capricorn: Challenged a friend of mine to fight him via twitter

Cancer: Mockingly imitated a cat meowing (he does this like every day.)

Sagittarius: Walked out the door saying, "I love penis" then turned around and greeted my mom as if nothing happened

Pisces: Stood outside my room to wait for me to drop something, saying "hey you dropped something" once I did

Aries: Randomly got my attention only to flick the middle finger at me and the cats

Leo: Stole cookie from mother before replacing it with a new one to proceeded to eat new cookie instead

Aquarius: Proposed to the cat on a daily basis

Scorpio: Said shut up to me whenever I wasn't talking

Virgo: Picked on everyone for nothing while being hypocritical