Aries: Their parents lost the key to their cage.
Taurus: They were asleep and still hungover from the night before.
Gemini: They didn't want to come.
Cancer: They lost their shoes...
Leo: They're royalty. They're not too late. YOU're too early!
Virgo: Their pet was on their lap and (NO, they couldn't possibly push them off, you monster!) They got too distracted with their cat.
Scorpio: They were hiding a body.
Sagittarius: They rode their experimental solar power scooter and it started to rain.
Capricorn: They were up all night arguing with god.
Aquarius: They're anti-daylight savings.
Pisces: They got caught in a temporary rift and were sucked into a parallel universe.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
|| Zodiac ||
RandomThis book type thing is just a collection of things i found about the different zodiac signs. I really do hope you enjoy it ❀.•❤•.❀.•❤•.
