Aries: I would've punched you if my mom wasn't behind us. <No but who gives a shit if your mom is behind you, you're not gunna hit her... so...
Taurus: I'll only go if there's free food <Same
Gemini: I'm surrounded by idiots. <Me when I go out in public
Cancer: I don't care what you do, but this stuff is still all mine.
Leo:
Can I please just slap her?! <Yes
Virgo: Hmm, let me think about it... No.
Libra: Flippy-Flop, You suck.
Scorpio: Even the demons know.
Sagittarius:
I'm such an ass, omg. <Me every day
Capricorn: Come over here and help me finish my McDonalds. <????? Who would need help finishing food, you eat that shit and you dont share because ITS YOUR FOOD AND YOU LOVE IT.
Aquarius:
Human shield! I need a human shield! <Wtf
Pieces: I'm smiling, but i'm actually internally screaming. <Go back to Tumblr, emotional shit face.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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RandomThis book type thing is just a collection of things i found about the different zodiac signs. I really do hope you enjoy it ❀.•❤•.❀.•❤•.
