|| Zodiac ||

The Signs ~ At The Beach

Aries: Swimming way too far out to sea and having Virgo shout after them

Taurus: Barbecuing a 4 course meal for literally everyone there

Gemini: Pulling cocktails out of nowhere and letting the children have a sip

Cancer: Making sure everyone has their sun cream on and organizing an activity plan for the day

Leo: Scoping out the baes while bronzing like fuck

Virgo: Alerting the lifeguard because Aries is gonna get eaten by a shark, also playing beach games with the others

Libra: Is one of the baes being scoped out by Leo

Scorpio: Starts the drinking games at 11 am

Sagittarius: Making big ass sandcastles

Capricorn: Reading a book with their iced tea and taking tumblr-esque pictures

Aquarius: Disappears for an hour and comes back with a jet ski

Pisces: Drinks 5 cocktails in the space of 4 minutes and falls asleep on a lilo in the sea