|| Zodiac ||

The Signs ~ Cute Nicknames(WITH A TWIST~)

Aries: 'Lil pinky' OR 'Pompous rectum capitan'

Taurus: 'Lovepop' OR 'Slimey ass jockey'

Gemini: 'Dandelion' OR 'Idiotic bitch hammer'

Cancer: 'Bubbles' OR 'White slut knob'

Leo: 'Starpup' OR 'Insecure dick waffle' <Smileymarshmellow99^

Virgo: 'Angel' OR 'Gay bitch ass' <(AYE THATS ME)^

Libra: 'Munchkin' OR 'Ugly cock goblin'

Scorpio: 'Sweedums' OR 'Racist crotch nazi' 

Sagittarius: 'Teddy bear' OR 'Elitist nut pirate'

Capricorn: 'Baby bop' OR 'Creepy douche blossom'

Aquarius: 'Lil peep' OR 'Lazy taint clown'

Pisces: 'Flower' OR 'Butterfaced shit buiscut'

So I got this cute list of names off of Tumblr and I thought "Hmm... THIS IS TOO FUCKING CHEESY WE NEED TO RUIN IT"

(and yes all of these names are from my crazy ass brain)