The Signs ~ Things My Brother Has Said

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Aries: My butthole is clenched

Taurus: BOneR

Gemini: TEN OUTTA TEN

Cancer: You have to kiss the pupper on the lips

Leo: I'm gonna give your pillowpet a prostrate exam

Virgo: Mis tetas 

Libra: Fuck me with a rubber shoe

Scorpio: I'm gonna fuck a noob with my paint roller.... Gently

Sagittarius: I just got my asshole ripped up

Capricorn: tengo tu anos

Aquarius: Got his asshole. In my hand. I'm cupping it

Pisces: Jesus is my bestfriend




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