|| Zodiac ||

The Signs ~ Texts The Signs Sent Me

aries:and i thought to myself, she must not understand the joke because i'm pretty damn funny

taurus:of course ive also been known to be an asshole but at least i know when i am at times

gemini:gtg slide out of ur dms now fam, bye

cancer:which is why i WOULD prefer total all-out no-holds-barred violence but we're in school

leo:oh i noticed that spelling error midtyping but instead of fixing it i just wrote FUCK and pressed send <OMG ME AF HELLO I DID THIS LIKE 2 TIMES ON DEVIANT ART LMAOOO

virgo:please please PLEASE tell me if im being an ass, like text it to me if we're in a group of people ok? lol <Wtf this is so me... ew.

libra:lets send pics of our freshly painted nails and chill pjs eating mcdonalds while they suffer

scorpio:he asked what if my phone buzzes in my bra and i gotta poke my boob to answer it like "hello" 

sagittarius:oh my god some douche just hit on me!! i woulda sassed him but he doesnt deserve my time ;) <same

capricorn:my dog is good, he was insulted by a relative named tina. no one likes tina

aquarius:what? i didnt move to germany i switched SCHOOLS how did you not know this for a YEARpisces:excuse my french but BAGUETTE