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HAPPY EASTER

BEFORE YOU READ THE REST IM JUST GUNNA LET YOU KNOW: No need to pay attention to any of the shit in italics I would delete it, but idk... I like all the weird shit I say, so watever.

I honestly dont know what people do on easter other than help 5 year olds hunt for 1/2 rotted (Or plastic if you're boring like that) eggs that smell really bad... I hope you have a GREAT time trying not to puke on an 'innocent' child. Ifuckinghatechildren,ok?

IM SO NEGATIVE THESE DAYS HALP 

I'm not a professional, and if you wanted a non-trolly and 'normal' book you wouldn't be here... I think... Whatever, I just have some extra PIZAZZ~ 

Ok, but like... Who the fuck came up with the word 'pizazz' and why are there so many z's? Why did they think that word was a good idea? On the topic of people making words, didn't Shakespeare make the word 'bed' along with 100million other words? No? Just a lie someone told me in the 2nd grade? oh. Im such a random ass bitch, I need to stop... This isnt even about easter anymore, I'm just super tired and have adhd. That also reminds me, so many people say I'm exactly like Twaimz, Jenna Marbles, Shane Dawson, or Ryan Higa... LIKE WHICH FUCKING ONE AM I? jfc... My legs are so fucking smooth rn, I just shaved them an hour ago and omf. ok anyway

I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING EASTER!!~