Hobbit-imagines/one shots

Fili is a hottie (PG)

A/N: this song was so perfect and cool to watch...its all about the Fili and his hot mess.

It was evening time in the Shire of the hobbits when everyone throughout was setting down for the evening meal within their homes. In one of the nicest hobbit holes two hobbits were settling down for a delicious dinner of sauteed fish with a lovely squeeze of lemon on top of it when there was a loud ringing of the bell at the front door..your Uncle Bilbo and you looked at the door in confusion.

"Wonder who that could be at this hour?" he said as he got up from the table. "You stay there (Y/N)..I'll get it." you nodded your head and listened as he went to the door where you heard him answer...then a deep voice echoed into the home.

"Dwalin...at yer service." you could hear your uncle answer back...there was a hint of uncertainty in his voice..then the sound of heavy steps entering.

"Uhmm..do we no each other?" Bilbo's voice sounded a bit uncomfortable which made you sit up straighter in worry. You could hear the man answer ~ NO~ his tone held a note of incredulous at being asked such a question.

"Which way laddie? Is it down here?" you could hear Bilbo asking him what he was talking about and rustling of stuff hitting the floor...then more stomping of boots coming closer to the kitchen. " Supper. He said there would be food and lots of it." as you looked to the entrance way you saw a very large man entering the room and you quickly stood up away from the table...rushing over to your uncles side as the man stopped in surprise at your presence..he bowed in a gentle manner to you as he rumbled out a greeting. "Lass..good evenin. Dwalin at yer service." biting your lip nervously you inclined your head back.

"(Y/N)...at yours..sir." he laughed then his eyes spotted the food upon the table and he swiftly sat down...consuming both plates hastily..ignoring your huff of indignation. You wanted to stamp your foot at his barbaric actions...eating your food..drinking your drink and yet he still demanded more. You were astounded that your uncle was catering to this brute and just as you were about to tell him how unmannered he was there was another ring at the door. Bilbo and you looked in the direction of the door in surprise, then he went to answer, as you followed the inconsiderate man into the sitting room...his eyes lit up at the sight of the cookie jar and he began to stuff his big paw inside fishing around for cookies within. Your ears caught the sound of another mans voice coming in and you turned around to see a slighter shorter man with white hair walking in...both men eyed each other as they gave greeted each other...then suddenly to your horror they grabbed one another and bashed heads loudly...you couldnt contain your squeak of surprise. You stood there in shock for so long that you missed what was said around you..everything seemed to be in a haze as your mind barely registered the men moving about the home ..invading the pantry that had been so well stocked...barely hearing your poor uncles words as he trailed behind them while they seemed to ignore him. Suddenly a ball of special cheese came flying out of the room to land on the floor next to your feet, which jarred you out of your daze..swiftly igniting your anger at this rude treatment within your home...taking a step to start berating these infernal men the ringing at the door drew your gaze. This time you went with Bilbo to answer the door...hearing on the other side as it opened two male voices.

"Fili and Kili...at your service. You must be Mr. Boggins." you huffed as they misspoke your uncles name...hearing your noise of anger Bilbo quickly tried to shut the door on them both but one of them was able to push it open with little trouble. "Has it been canceled?" 

"No one told us." that voice hidden on the other side of the door made something in you shiver at the rich sound. Bilbo looked at them in confusion as he answered ~nothing has been canceled~ then the sound of relieved sighs could be heard as the door was pushed further open to reveal these intruders. You took a step forward to order them away..enough was enough..but one of them caught your eye, making you pause at the sight of a golden haired dwarf sauntering inside. Your breath caught in your throat at his beauty...your eyes met as he entered and he paused to smile at you before turning to look at Bilbo. "Be careful with these..I just had them sharpened" this gorgeously tawny haired man began to unload weapons into Bilbos and your arms...when he placed one into your hand he gave a wink and smirked at you...those blue eyes not missing the blush cascading along your cheeks. Suddenly Dwalin came into the room and called them by name.