Hobbit-imagines/one shots

Full Monty -dwarven style (part 2) (mature)

TAVERN..SHOWTIME?

It was time to start..everyone was gathered finally...even Bombur to Bofurs joy, made it and was ready now. The lanterns throughout the tavern were lit..there was a loud roar of excitement from the main part that could be heard in the back room where the men waited for their cue to enter. Shortly ago..before Bombur had appeared...Kili sneaked a peak at the crowd that was gathered out front and when he came back he was cheerfully stunned. He kept mouthing ~its packed...over 100...oh by Mahal its packed~ Now the roar was getting louder...turning into a unified chant * DARROWS, DARROWS, DARROWS*. Their cue..taking a deep breath they stepped to the door that led onto the stage ..waiting for the announcement.

"Now Here Tonight...For Your Viewing Pleasure...the Rough Darrows...Performing .. the Full Monty!" on that note they stepped through the door onto the stage as the crowd roared louder in excitement.

There upon the stage stood the Durin princes, the Ri brothers, and the Ur brothers...wearing pure white shirts that was only laced halfway, showing some chest to tease the eyes...grey/black kilts that came to the knees showing bit of leg and black boots that barely covered their calves..looking like every womans fantasy come true. Before the crowd could fully register that the Durin princes were the ones performing for them...the music began and every womans eyes were fixated on that stage.

{Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah}

{show em how you do it now}

The six men began to shake their bodies to the tune and tempo..warming up the floor for the hottest thing to hit Ered Luin in a while.

{shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah}

{show em how you do it now}

{lets show the world we can dance (dance)}

{bad enough to strut our stuff}

{the music gives us a chance (chance)}

{we do more out on the floor}

They strutted upon that stage, moving around each other as they looked at the crowd..then high fiveing as they passed one another ..then swiveling in place.

{groovin loose or heart to heart}

 They swiftly grabbed the edge of their shirts to flutter in time of a heartbeat..then stamping a boot to the ground as they tore their shirt off...flexing their chest muscles..making many a womans heart speed up at the sight of those gloriously bared chests before them.

{we put in motion every single part}

{funky sounds wall to wall}

{were bumpin bodies. havin us a ball, yall}

They thumped their fists to those hard hairy chests...then thrust those same fists into the air...flexing briefly those muscled arms of theirs..then shaking their bodies once more..gyrating hips in perfect time with the music.

{shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah}

{show em how you do it now}

{shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah}

{show em how you do it now}

Suddenly they reached down to take the bottom edge of the kilt in hand..easing it up slowly...revealing muscled thighs in a peep show, only to at the last moment stopping before anything is really shown..giving the crowd a smirk and wink before dropping the edge.

{do it now, shake it down}

{shake your body all around}

{do it now, upside down}