Just my own images i had of some of the most lovable characters and some little stories that came to mind.
the hobbit
the LOTR
there will be some mature content..but also some sweet/cute stories..ill post the rating with eac...
A/N: This is set right outside of Bree in the Midgewater Marsh region. Also, I checked on it and yes fear can cause an involuntary erection in men...so this situation can happen. It's part of the fight or take flight response paired with tactile manipulation....so poor Kili...its a mans nightmare to be turned on by a snake. I also looked it up and there is several varieties of non-venomous water snakes out there..I decided to use the Mississippi green water snake for this...how would you like to see this in your underwear?
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Kili was staring the reptilian beast down...eye to eye...holding his breath as he waited for the vile creature to strike him down....beads of sweat caused by fear rolled down his spine as he stood there next to the slow moving water. Now you may be wondering how he came to this moment in his life as he stared death down in the eye and I'm going to tell you all how it came to be. I , Ori, son of Ri, have recorded this all for you within the journals of our travels. I swear to you it is all the truth...I should know ...for I was there to witness the events as they unfolded before me on this fateful day.
It all started when the company of Thorin Oakenshield was a few days out from Bree and they were having to cross the Midgewater Marsh to get to the other side because the Great East Road was being watched by spies. While in Bree ,Gandaulf and (Y/N), an elf that had joined the company, found out about some spies were keeping an eye out for the company along the Road...so in the middle of the night they sneaked out the gates and took a small northern route to avoid prying eyes. So here they were...leading their mounts as they walked along a grassy path that meandered through the marsh ...trying to not slip off of it and fall into the murky still waters that laid on both sides of this path . Everything seemed to be going well, until suddenly Kili tripped and fell down into the stagnant water...floundering for a moment as he tried to right himself...sputtering out the putrid water from his mouth then levering himself out of its fetid hold. Thorin looked in concern over at his nephew who waved him off that he was alright...a loud aggravated sigh left Thorin's lips as he turned back around ...signaling for the company to press on. They had only made it a few feet when suddenly a scream, like a woman's rang out startling all..even the horses jerked on their reigns briefly....all eyes flew to the only woman in the group, (Y/N)...then another scream that was coming from Kili.
"Oh Mahal! There's a something in my pants! Get it out! GET IT OUT!" everyone looked stunned for a brief moment ..then Dwalin began to laugh which made everyone else start in as his rich burred voice rumbled out.
"Yeah...Thats what all men say teh the lasses." he gave an astonished Kili a wink as he smirked over at (Y/N)...everyone knowing of kili's crush on the elvish woman since the moment their eyes met. As the company laughed at him a few noticed how his eyes suddenly went wide and became panicked even more...instantly Kili went rock still as he looked down at the front of his pants.
