Not What I Had in Mind (Chat Noir x reader)

The City of Baguettes

  Being American, I didn't exactly think that I'd be moving to Paris one day. I knew French but that was only because I needed to meet the requirements for graduating. I spent the last days before moving there on a website that would help me with it, my friends joined in but instead of actually trying to say anything they just went "hon hon hon baguette Eiffel Tower!" I missed those guys. We were going to start school in about a month and I am not prepared.

 I strolled through a park and as I did I passed two teens and a little girl. The one with pigtails was walking weirdly as if she was about to break out like "Hello my honey! Hello my darling! Hello my ragtime gal!" Her friend said something along the lines of, "We couldn't be anymore obvious." The pigtailed girl immediately freaked and as she tried to redo their walk, a boy who was sitting at a fountain turned around and waved at the girls. He was pretty attractive, curse my attraction to blondes! It came to my attention that I just stood there observing the teens like a weirdo.
 I sat down over at a tree a took out my phone and opened up my group chat labeled The City of Baguettes made by friend Hannah. 'What up my faguettes' I typed. I waited until I saw 'Sexy is typing' Riley needs to change it. The full thing is Sexy Hotdog which arose questions when she changed it to that. 'Bonjour le chaise'
 'you petite merde I'm not a masculine chair, I still don't understand why French has masculine and feminine terms for inanimate objects'
 'best not 2 question the hon hon baguette'
 'IT'S 3:30 AM WHY TF R U TALKING' good ol' Grayson has joined the party.
 'Because sleep is for the weak and (Y/n) had the need to talk to her bestest besties in the world' Fern has arrived.
 'Day 20, I still have yet to use any of my French with actual French people, btw there was this one girl who I walked by and it looked like she was about to break into song'
 'Was she cute?' Grayson asked.
 'I guess?'
 'I CALL DIBS' Riley typed.
 Grayson and Riley began to argue, spamming the group chat. Well time to mute the chat. As I did that I heard a man from the fountain saying that something would take too long. Curiosity got the best of me so I approached, goodbye my 20 day streak. "Um, sir?" I asked. He turned around and smiled. Oh dear.
 "Ah you would be perfect!" the man said.
 I looked around nervously, what did I just get myself into.
 "Would you mind participating in a photo shoot?"
 "Um I, I guess?" I answered, oh dear what have I done?
 The man told me to pose with the boy that was sitting on the fountain, he's even cuter up close.
 "Hi, I'm Adrien." He said.
 "(Y/n), pleased to meet you." I smiled.
 Before the first picture could be shot, there was a cold blast of wind. I turned to look and the entire merry-go-round was encased in ice, there was a girl floating above it.
 "What the hell?!" I yelled. People began to run away. I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to look.  "We should get out of here." he said. He grabbed my hand and ran towards the entrance but before we could make it he zoomed away towards some trees.
 "Go on without me! I'll catch up to you!" he yelled.
 I bit my lip, I didn't want to leave him behind. I ran over to a bench and took out my phone to the group chat.
 'SO THERE'S THIS CRAZY SHIT HAPPENING AT THIS PARK I'M AT'
 'RILEY U CAN'T HAVE ALL THE BABES
 O SORRY (Y/N)'
 'THE MERRY-GO-ROUND IS ENCASED IN ICE AND LIKE THERE'S THIS LADY FLOATING'
 'Pics or didn't happen'
 I let out an annoyed sigh and peeked my head out from the bench. It was hard to make out but there was a person in red doing something. Cutting the ice possibly? Whatever they were doing they were failing miserably, also the flying lady was gone. I snapped a picture and sent it to my friends.
 'Sacre bleu!'
 'If you die, can I have your hamster?'
 'Guys please this is freaky I want to go back to Cali'
 'Okay but have u considered that this is radical?'
 '(Y/n) you should probably leave that park.'
 'On it, I'm outtie'
 I ran towards the entrance, but as luck would have it I got hit with wind that sent me flying. I was hundreds of feet in the air. I guess Riley's gonna have my hamster. I felt tears begin to form as I prepared for impact, but luck wasn't a total douche today. I landed on a car and bounced off onto something semi-squishy. I placed my hand behind me so I could lift myself up but that's a butt.
 I screeched and got up quickly. I grabbed the person's hand and helped them up, "I'm so so sorry!" I said. The person laughed and that's when I realized they was a dude. "Don't worry about it, but don't forget this. It's not everyday you touch a superhero's butt."
 "Superhero?"
 "Aw so you haven't heard of the amazing Chat Noir?"
 "No? Oh wait I think you were in the news..."
 A girl came running, she was that same person who was trying to slice the ice.
 "Noir what are you doing?!" she asked.
 "Well I pretty much just saved this girl from falling to her death." he said.
 They were talking about something but I lost interest. I looked at the opposite end of the street, "Um, incoming Floaty Lady!"
 "The name's Stormy Weather!" she opened up her umbrella and another blast of wind that made Chat Noir, the spotted girl, and I go along with it. I grabbed Noir's hand since he was closest to me. Despite this we were still flying away, that is until spotted girl grabbed Noir's belt tail. Once the wind fell we fell with it.
 "Oof, my ribs." I said in a pained voice. I looked at Noir and he was in the most uncomfortable position, well I would be uncomfortable. His feet were on either side of his head. He made a goofy smile as he pretty much jumped up, "Ladybug, let's go!" he said. Ladybug nodded, "You um..." "(Y/n)." I said. "Right thanks, you should probably head indoors."
 I nodded, "Chat Noir, Ladybug, good luck." They smiled and I ran off. It was growing colder and colder. I was almost home. My phone was vibrating like crazy, my friends are probably worried. Speaking of friends, where's Adrien? I changed direction and started running back to the park.
I called out his name multiply times. He didn't seem to be around. Snow was piling up and it was freezing, no Californian could withstand this cold. I started running back home but right after I left the park again, the sky and ground cleared. Summer was back so Ladybug and Chat Noir beat Stormy Weather. I walked over to the fountain and stayed there, waiting for Adrien to return. I still felt my phone go off so I took it out and opened the chat.
 '(Y/n) please are you okay?! I'm crying please tell us you're okay!' Fern texted.
 '(Y/n) this isn't a time to play pranks! I was joking about the hamster! Come back...' Riley texted.
 '(Y/n) pleasebeuokayIcntanyounahbetonbembokay' Grayson texted.
 Tears slid down my cheeks there were 30 move messages like these.
 'Guys I'm okay and boy do I have a story for you.'
 They started freaking out. I laughed and looked up from my phone as I heard someone approach.
 "Adrien, you're okay!" I said.
 "Yeah I am, what about you? Are you?" Adrien replied.
 "I'm fine, dude I was worried about you!"
 He smiled, "Sorry about that, but after you left I got escorted to a nearby building."
 "At least you were safe, I almost died twice today."
 "Oh really?" he seemed interested so I told him about that after I left the park I was sent flying and that Chat Noir 'bravely' saved me that time. I smudged the details a bit leaving out me grabbing his booty and his uncomfortable yoga position.
 The photographer and his bodyguard came back and some girls were running towards us from the merry-go-round.
 "I'm ready for the photo shoot!" yelled that one girl who was walking weirdly. She seem disheartened when she saw me.
 "We already have an extra." The photographer said.
 "She can take my place as an extra." I said. She perked up when I said that.
 "Really?" she asked.
 I smiled and nodded. She gave me a hug to which I awkwardly hugged back so we switched places.
 "Wait! Who is that angel?" the photographer pointed towards a little girl.
 And so the photo shoot continued without pigtails or me.
 The two teens and I went and sat down under a tree near the fountain. "So what are your names?" I asked.
 "I'm Marinette and this is Alya." pigtails said.
 "I'm (Y/n), nice to meet you."