Not What I Had in Mind (Chat Noir x reader)

Slime and Drama

 "Agent Smith, it's too dangerous we must evacuate!" Adrien said.
"You're suggesting we run away, Officer Jones? After it devoured my family, my friends, even my beloved dog Sniffles? Never. I wont run, I no longer fear it, I'm going to face it- " Mylene said. She's a good actress I'm glad they voted her for the role of Agent Smith. Though, there's only one problem.
Her tendency to get scared.
Ivan towered over the girl, instantly frightening her.
Mylene ducked under the desk. Nino then proceeded to talk about the takes. I rolled my eyes. God I wish we were at the scene in which I die. Being Civilian #5 is fun cause I get to scream bloody murder and with my throat slightly raspy from the choke hold I was put in last week made it better. I went onto my phone, scrolling through random tumblr posts. Oh damn, Pokemon Sun and Moon. My body is ready but my wallet is not.
"I'm sorry, I'm gonna do better on the next take. I promise." Mylene said as she peeked up from behind the desk. Nino said that she's the hero so she shouldn't be afraid. She's scared of the mask that Ivan has to wear.
"If you ask me, he doesn't even need a mask." Chloe snickered.
"Bitch, I am this close from snapping your neck. I swear to fuck and to all that is sinful that I will beat your ass and no one will care but you and your stupid ass father. Fucking fight me you rich bitch little shit nugget." I grumbled making Alix chuckle and Rose offering me tea to calm myself. I have lost my chill the moment I met Chloe. I'd probably stab her if I had the chance.
Mylene got scared again by bumping into Adrien. Chloe stood up, "And the Oscar for Most Pathetic 'Fraidy-Cat Afraid of Its Own Shadow goes to- Mylene!"
I got up from my seat but Alix and Rose held me down. I'm gonna fight her. Let me paint the walls with her goddamn face. Mylene ran out the door.
I went against my restraints, pushing the two girls off of me as I stood up. "Chloe, what the actual fuck?! Do you not feel anything at all when you make fun of someone?! Cause what I'm seeing here is a heartless bitch. It's not her fault she's scared easily but it's your fault for being such a good damn spoiled little brat." I said.
The room went silent. I was tired of her bullshit. People's eyes went from me to Chloe and back to me. The atmosphere grew cold, that is until someone spoke. "Savage." said Jeluka.
Chloe scoffed, "Whatever, (Y/n), at least I don't hide behind a ball of confidence. You know that nobody likes you, it's just an act. We all think you're the most disgusting thing we've ever seen. So go crawl in a hole and die."
"I never said I had confidence. You do however, and you prove it each time you open your big mouth. You use your status as the mayor's daughter to higher yourself when really you're just a spoiled brat who thinks she can get anything she wants by opening her mouth. I have no reason to fear you at all. I could care less about what you say if it weren't for the fact you are embarrassing and hurting other people."
She didn't respond. I turned to Rose, "Yeah I think I need some tea."

Apparently Ivan had left the classroom to go talk to Mylene as I was yelling at Chloe. He came back yelling about how lame Chloe was while Nino was yelling at her since we need a new lead actress. Then Max on the aisle across from mine was freaking out about the film thing being due tomorrow.
Chloe then tried to take over Mylene's role. And well, more fighting. This time it being Nino and Alya since Nino decided to add a kissing part between Agent Smith and Officer Jones without consulting Alya. Can there just be a kissing scene between those two since I ship it hardcore. But the idea of Chloe and Adrien kissing? That was just plain wrong, and honestly it was infuriating.
Marinette then gave a whole speech about how we're all in this together. Step 1 Don't think of High School Musical. Failed Step 1. She went to go find Mylene so I tagged along.
We walked to the restroom in silence. She wasn't ready to explain anything to me just yet. When we entered the restroom she was no where in sight but there was goo on a mirror.
I walked over to it and touched it. The goo was cold and just ugh, slimey. But what exactly was I expecting? Marinette looked at it and outstretched her arm. She was hesitant. "Do it, Mari, do it." I said. I am such a motivational person. She poked at it for a couple of second and was disgusted by the purple goo. Alya came through the door.
"Have you two found Mylene?" she asked us. We shook out heads no, "Well you better hurry up! There's bout to be some serious lip locking going on!"
We ran to the classroom but I ended up running fast than the two. I bursted through the door right as Adrien and Chloe were leaning in. "CUT!" I yelled.
The two broke apart. Chloe glared at me while Adrien had a relieved look. "Damnit, (Y/n), only I can say cut cause I'm the director." Nino said.
"Then what the fuck do I say when my arm gets cut off?" I replied. Nino glared at me.
Marinette came running in, "Mylene's supposed to be the star of this movie!"
"Well Mylene is MIA. Let's take it from the top, people." said Nino.
Adrien sighed and then had makeup applied on by Jeluka.
"Agent Smith does not need a man in her life." said Alya. Oh god here comes the bickering. Nino said that they can't change the script now but Chloe said that they'll just make Smith a nurse instead. I cringed as she said that she would look good in a nurse uniform. Well jokes on you, they don't wear dresses anymore. Marinette went along with this idea and actually got Chloe out of there but she took Sabrina, Kim, and Max with her.
"Great! Now we have no lead!" complained Nino. Maybe I could do it? I mean Adrien and I have been on a date and have kissed before soo? Plus I have been in a Drama class before, I can act.
"Marinette can do it!" Alya stated. Right, Marinette's crush on Adrien. It still feels like to me she only cares about his looks. I mean really she's more like a fangirl than a friend.
"What?! No, I can't act. I'm the producer." mumbled Marinette. Alya then proceeded to talk to her about something. Probably about kissing Adrien. I sighed and looked up at him, he wasn't getting his makeup done. He noticed me and smiled. I smiled back.
'Sorry that you almost had to kiss Chloe.' I mouthed to him.
'It's fine, besides, we're just acting.' He mouthed back. She didn't look like she was acting, she wanted the kiss. Now I wonder, should I ask Adrien to be my boyfriend? I know that will break Marinette's heart but I gotta remember what Noir said. I need to consider his feelings. It's up to him to decide if he likes me in that way or not.
I let out a sigh, "Hey um, guys?" I asked.
The remain cast members looked at me. "Well um, think I could be Agent Smith?" I asked. I could see Marinette's jaw drop from the corner of my eye.
"Didn't take you for the kind to what to be in the lead role." Nino said.
"I love acting, I've been in plays at my old school." I said.
"Hmm, all right."

Jeluka finished putting makeup on me, covering up my choke marks. When I took glances at Adrien there was something in his eyes- but what? Pity?......Regret? Adrien and I went into our position in front of the classroom door. "And.... Action!" Nino yelled.
"I'm not scared of that monster, Officer Jones." I said bravely yet sofly, making the scene soft to fit a romantic atmosphere. I kept my eyes locked on Adrien's. Oh god they're so pretty, don't lose character. Adrien and I leaned in, our lips just barely about to touch. When Chloe busted through the door yelling, "CUT!" Adrien jumped back in surprise while I just made some kind of 'why' gesture with my hands.
"Of course it would be you to take my spot. You just want to kiss Adrien, how dare you even think to dirty him. And Marinette! Your movie ism't even going to make it to the finals since my daddy is one of the judges!" Chloe said. I flipped her off American style with both hands and a blank face. I was secretly disgusted though. Tumblr has ruined the word daddy for me and I now want to wash my ears with bleach.
There was screams coming from downstairs. I left the classroom and looked over the railing. "Marinette! There's purple goo again!" I ran down that steps and the rest of the crew followed. Marinette and I stood over it. She picked up something from one of the puddles of goo and brought it to Adrien. I looked around, seeing if there was anything else but only to find a scared Nathanael.
I walked over to him and patted his back. "Nat, it's okay. Every thing's fine."
He was going to reply but then someone said that the thing Marinette held belonged to Kim. Nathanael started freaking out more, "THEY VANISHED!" he yelled. I rubbed circles into his back.
"There, there, tomato child. It's okay, I'm sure they're alive." He clung on to me. Nathanael please.
"Look! There's more goo!" Alya pointed out. We then followed the trail of goo. Adrien then went to get Officer Jones' jacket. Which was odd since he wasn't even wearing in during the filming. I watched suspiciously as he ran up the stairs. He had to leave during our date, he appeared suddenly when the Egyptian God(s?) psycho attacked, blushed when he saw me at the Derby Hat Contest, and on the first day we met he went towards some trees when Stormy Weather attacked. Each one of those days I saw Chat Noir.
What was that thing Riley said? God, that was months ago... she was saying something about Adrien and Chat Noir.
Was she going to say that they were the same person? I mean it's possible. No one knows Noir's secret identity so it is a possibility. I mean they look similar and even have the same build. I mean if I were to slap a mask onto Adrien's face and position his hair differently he'd probably look exactly like him.
We continued onwards, not waiting for Adrien. I'm surprised that Marinette said nothing to object to leaving him. We followed the slime trail and into the principal's office. There was slime everywhere. Nathanael finally left my side and went into the room with the others while I stayed behind with Marinette.
I looked over at her. She gave a smile. "(Y/n), please, just go in with everyone else." She said.
"Mari, I can help, ya know. I may not be a superhero but I sure as hell can do something. Even if it's just a little bit." I said as I crossed my arms. I heard a small, high pitched sigh. Right next to Marinette's shoulder was a little thing that resembled a ladybug in some way.
It looked cute. Am I allowed to have a plushie of it please? "(Y/n) it's too dangerous," it said, "Yes you've helped out before but this is different. Compared to Ladybug and Chat Noir you're easier to defeat. Besides, we all saw how you comforted Nathanael, you have to keep their spirits high when Marinette goes missing."
I gave it a thumbs up and looked back at Marinette, "Please explain everything to me later because I feel like all the months I've been living here has just been one huge acid trip."
Marinette hesitated for a bit but then gave me a hug. She lightly pushed me away afterwards, "Go on now, I have something to take care of. Also, I'll tell Noir that you said hi."
I chuckled, "Good luck, Marinette and little um- do you have a name?" I asked the thing that looked like a ladybug.
"I'm Tikki and thank you, now go on, (Y/n) before they think it took you too." she said, the voice definitely feminine if I mix up genders then oh boy that would be awkward. So anyways I smiled at the two and walked into the room. I stood next to Jeluka and pretended as if I was standing there in the first place. Also since I'm such an awesome ninja she didn't even notice.
The windows began to be covered with the pink goo from before from the outside. Oh boy, now to get on horror movie level in which we shall all die because we can't escape from a facility due to some force keeping us in. What movie matches that? A BUNCH. I mean I can't name that many but I can definitely name the Alien series and that's good enough.
Nino asked where Marinette was and right after that, Alya found her cellphone. Chloe tried to call her father but what'd'ya know! No cellphone service! Wow! Now all we're missing is the horny teens who screw while they're in danger. Marinette then appeared, ImeanLadybug, Nino then started fangirling. Hmm, maybe kinda cute. NO DAMNIT, STOP SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. Haha jk, totally shipping it. Nino and Alya for the win though.
"We have to calmly evacuate the building." said Ladybug. Marinette we can't just do that in horror movies. Everyone must die but one to tell the story. At least let it be you with your OP powers that fix everything.
"Easier said than done, my lady." Chat Noir said, appearing from pretty much nowhere. "It's no use, I already tried cutting through it myself. Totally indestructible."
I pulled up my hoodie, probably wiping off the make-up Jeluka put on it in the process. I know he was corrupted but still, and now I'm starting to make connections between him and Adrien? Could they really be the same person? I looked away from Chat Noir and even walked away from the entrance next to Jeluka. I don't know why people always just seem to look right through her. She's awesome.
I don't know why but we ended up going to back to the classroom but okay. In front of the desk was a shoe. Not even a pair f shoes just one like bruh why was only one of your shoes off? "Does anyone know whose shoe that is?" Chat Noir asked. He sounded nervous.
"That's Adrien'd shoe!" Nino yelled. Okay but how do you know that is was his? I don't look at people's shoes at all. The only things I see about people is their shirts, hair, and face.
"But there's no goo." Ladybug said.
"Y-Yes there is." Nathanael was feeling the goo that was on the side of the desk. Just then a pink monster popped up from behind the desk and grabbed him with its tail.
The other teens screamed and ran from the class, the monster growing bigger. It spotted Jeluka and roared at her. She smiled, "Cool." and the monster shrunk.
The monster ran out of there. We followed it, the other teens were trying to hide themselves in the courtyard. That is a terrible idea why would they do that. I went over there, trying to get them to hide in a better spot which was a bad idea on my part. The monster grabbed me and Alix.
The monster was then attacked by Noir and Ladybug but it was able to get rid of them by using its goo to trap them. "Well ain't this a sticky situation." I grumbled.
"THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR YOUR JOKES." Alix yelled.
I wanna go home now please.

I was placed in a pod. Welp I still have my phone. Oh boy woudja look at that, I have 4G. Now I can text my friends as I die. I opened my Not-Kik messenger and just saw... not this bullshit again.
Minion porn.
I kicked Riley off the chat. She has soiled my eyes before and I won't get the image out of my mine. She should have at least made it Sans, I can deal with naked skeletons. His puns are pretty HUMERUS. Anyone who hates them really shouldn't tell a FIBula. If they don't find those punny then they probably don't have a funny bone. If they don't like those, I have a skele-ton more!
"Hey guys, we may be trapped in these but we can still lighten the mood!" I yelled.
"Shut up, (Y/n)!" yelled Alix.
"Nah, so guys listen to my puns of the human body."
".....Why?"
"Because I have a TENDONcy to make them." I grinned though no one could see it.
All of the captured students groaned, well at least the ones who are actually passing Biology. I'm so proud of myself.
A little while later, I started noticing that there was one voice missing from the people who I know got captured.
It was Adrien.
"Adrien, bro, why have you been ignoring my puns?" I asked.
He didn't respond. I sighed, what the hell did I do to make him mad at me?
I sighed and curled myself up into a little ball. I wanna go home and watch Nana or maybe even Code Lyoko. Anything would be better than this.
But maybe he is Noir? Damnit, I'm confused. Welp, I'll find out when the time comes.

Once we finally got free I said goodbye to everyone. No asshole is getting in the way of my Netflix anymore. I ran all the way home, well after I flipped off Chloe.
When I got home, I ran upstairs to my bedroom, fed Malfoy, and dove right back into bed... but I need to change. I started getting changed but when I heard my doorbell ring I groaned and went downstairs. I fixed my hair a bit to look presentable and opened up the door.
"Adrien, hey!" I said awkwardly.
"Hey, (Y/n), sorry to come on late notice but you wouldn't answer your phone and I wanted to know if you got home safely." He said with a totally adorable holy shit smile.
I smiled back, "Thanks. My phone's been bugging out ever since I jumped into the River Seine a while back. Um, my parents aren't home, wanna hang out?" I asked.
He blushed, "Sure!"
We walked over to the living room and sat on the couch. We sat in an awkward silence. Neither of us wanted knew how to strike up a conversation. I heard that little voice again. The same one I heard while we were at the library. Could it be like Tikki?
"So, Adrien, are you finally going to explain to me what's going on?" I asked him.
Adrien looked down at the carpet that which had a stain due to my dad spilling wine. He was contemplating if he should tell me anything or not. I really need to know, from you, from Marinette. Things are just starting to escalate quickly.
He let out a sigh and grabbed my hands. He looked into my eyes with the most sincere expression, "I can't tell you, not just yet."
"Why not?"
"I just can't, (Y/n)... just trust me." He said.
I should have expected it. I really should have. I just want him to finally tell me what is happening. I just wanted him to finally say something about the odd behavior from him and Noir.
Adrien leaned in and kissed me on the forehead. The corners of my cheek lifted. I'll learn eventually.
Someday.