Not What I Had in Mind (Chat Noir x reader)

Squad Mischief p.2

 We ran up the stairs and through the halls seeing art and sculptures alike. In front of the Mona Lisa sat Adrien. Grayson and Hannah ran past him but I slowed down when I got close. I heard him say, "I just hope (Y/n) is okay."
"Well I bet you're ecstatic seeing that I'm here and not kill or kidnapped by that psychopath." I said.
His head shot up and turned to see me, he had a nervous smile upon his face and he grabbed something black that was floating in the air and put it down on the cushion of the bench he sat on, "O-Oh (Y/n)! You're okay!" He noticed me eyeing the place he slammed the black thing on, "Hehe, just a bug." he said.
I heard an angry muffled "Hey!" but I shrugged it off. "Adrien, you really should get out of here." I said.
"I'll be fine, you should get out of here. Don't you need to find your friends?"
I looked at him questioningly, "How'd you know that?" I asked. The only people besides Hannah, Grayson, and I when Riley and Fern chased after the psycho were Ladybug and Chat Noir. Or were there? Riley was saying something about Adrien and Chat Noir earlier but she never finished her sentence.
Adrien stood up, the bug thing flying behind him. He grabbed my hands and leaned in close. "(Y/n), I'll tell you everything some other time but not now." I furrowed my eyebrows. What does he mean?
"Adrien, let's go!" a small voice said from behind him. Was that bug talking? I tried to look behind him but Adrien pulled me in and kissed me.
It was soft and sweet and so... just so familiar. It was like kissing Chat Noir...
Adrien pulled away and stared at me with intense green eyes, "Stay safe." He ran off after that, leaving me behind. Sooo not telling Marinette this.
Why was it like kissing Chat Noir though? Were they related somehow? What if he was- my thoughts were interrupted by Hannah, "Dude! Are you cereal right now?! It's 'find-Riley-and-Fern' time! Not 'kiss-a-cute-boy' time, now get your ass in gear!"

After I caught up with Grayson and Hannah, we found Riley by herself crying behind a knocked over car. Grayson knelt down, rubbing circles into her back. "It's all my fault, a-all my fault..." she sniffled. Hannah and I looked at her questioningly. She tried to straighten herself up but fell into Grayson's arms. "I-I...."
He patted her back, "Riley come on... speak to us."
Her sobs choked her, "F-Fe-Fern, she's one... she's one of the mu-mummies!"
Riley's cries got more intense. Grayson's hold on her tightened, he was like her only attachment to reality right now. "Shhh, Riley, tell us what happened."
She came out of his arms, holding back a sob. She gripped onto his hand, I honestly can't tell if she's realized her true feelings for Gray or if she just needs the support. I've always shipped them like they were an old married couple who support and care for each other when needed. Grayson even told me he liked her but he was really, really tired. He stayed up for five days straight because she dared him to. Still a better love story than Twilight.
"When we got out of the L-Louvre, the guy, Pharaoh, got powers from Anubis the Egyptian God of Death. He transformed people around us into m-mummies with beams. A-And the beams came near me and Fern but she shielded me with herself. I don't know where she is anymore. I-I did m-mark her with a paintball I kept in my shorts." she explained.
We didn't question why she kept a paintball in her shorts, it was just a thing she'd do. Hannah looked down at her feet solemnly. Riley wrapped herself back into Grayson. I should tell them.
"Guys, she'll be fine. Ladybug and Chat Noir will save the day." I said. They always did, there was no way they were going to lose.
"You better be right, her parents would kill us if they found out she became a mummy." Hannah joked.
"T-They'd make us m-mummies afterwards." Riley laughed.
I smiled. This is how my friends should always be, laughing. Once Ladybug and Chat Noir save the day, Fern will be okay and be with us. Being with them again was awesome, and I really wish that they were gonna stay longer. They were going back to America in three weeks, that's still plenty of time to hang out with them. Maybe they'll get to meet Ladybug and Noir, that'd be cool.
Hannah lifted her head, her eye immediately widened, "What the?! It's that girl who got kidnapped!" She pointed up at the sky. I looked and saw Alya getting pushed into the sky by a beam of light.
On instinct, I ran out from behind the tipped over car. Ladybug was with the psycho but they were conversing. Goddamnit Ladybug, Alya is flying and one of my best friends is a mummy. Chat Noir watched them speak, GODDAMNIT CHAT, DO SOMETHING.
The psycho called upon the power of Rah and he flew him and LB to Alya. He threw her off, luckily she landed unharmed for the most part. Ladybug was placed in Alya's old light beam spot, she took off her earrings? Okay...? She threw them onto the ground, the psycho immediately flying after it.
I ran after the ear rings. Come on that one time I went to the gym help me out here!
I was actually able to get the ear rings first. I held them in my fist as the psycho landed. "Anubis, bring me mummies!" he yelled. Oh shit. I started running but a laser from him got me.

"Stop sleeping for the sake of being dramatic, every person who got turned into a mummy was awake so stop being a Mary-sue." I heard Grayson's voice said.
I slightly sat up and opened my eyes and squinted at him, "It's not my fault I'm cooler than you, Gray."
Somebody hugged me, "I'm so happy you're okay." I furrowed my eyebrows, what the fuck. This wasn't even Hannah, Fern, or Riley. This was a dude, and oh hot damn I had a glori-ass view of his booty. I chuckled at my shitty pun.
They pulled away, Adrien who else. Now I noticed that we were back at my room. whEN THE FUCK. How did they get me in here? Well I guess being dragged in here is probably what happen due to the random ass pain in my head.
"Grayson unlocked your phone and texted your not-bae that you wanted to confess your love to him in person so blondie came over." Riley said.
"It's a love story that's better than Twilight." Hannah laughed.
First of all bitch, I already used that joke today. Just because I didn't say it out loud does not make it okay for you to use it. Besides, this would be a terrible love story, love squares are dumb because everyone in that could get hurt.
Marinette could get hurt if she found out that Adrien kissed me. Adrien will get bummed out since he'll probably think he can't compare to a superhero. And then there's me, I'll probably end up losing two friends. I'll lose Marinette and Noir if I go out with Adrien and I'll lose Adrien if I choose Chat. I could probably just detach myself from them all but I'd just be losing everyone. Well I'd still have Nathanael and Alix.
I didn't say anything for a few moments, just kind of glanced at everyone.
"I was the one with the house key, who the hell molested me in order to get me inside of the house?"
Instead of Hannah, Fern, Riley, or Gray, it was Adrien to raise his hand. A small blush appeared on his face.
"Adrien, what the fuck." I said.
Hannah snickered, "Better than him watching you sleep on a daily basis or taking off his shirt all the time."
I'VE HAD MY FILL OF THIS STUPID TWILIGHT JOKE. LET IT DIE.