Apparently, everyone but me and Hannah's mom was in on this plan. You see, Mr. and Mrs.Yamada like to travel the world and visit other countries and they do it when prices are cheaper so Fern ends up going to different schools and comes back with a new language. Last time it was Korean and she had a small obsession with the KPop group Girl's Generation and her all time favorite song became Pon Pon Pon. This time instead of just bringing Fern along, the squad got to come along. Their parents weren't though which is good because Hannah's mom is a crazy bitch. My parents, Gray's parents, Hannah's amazing father, Riley's parents (she told them it'd be educational), they were all just a team.
So here I was now, yelling at Riley to give my phone back. She promised she was just gonna play a game since hers was dead, but I saw that typing. The kind of typing which showed texting. Hannah, who sat behind her, snickered.
"Fern, my cinnamon roll, retrieve me phone!"
She giggled and waited for Riley to stop texting on my phone. She then took it and handed it to me. I read the messages and once I finished reading them I knew that the moment we left the van I was going yo kick her ass.
'Adrien baby send nudes
I'm so lonely I need u now
Plz Adrien I thirst'
"Fern! Smack attack!" I yelled while furiously texting Adrien to ignore those messages. Fern smacked Riley's cheek lightly. "Fern you need to slap her harder than that. Slap her like I slapped Hannah's ass that one time." Grayson said.
'ADRIEN I'M SORRY MY FRIEND STOLE MY PHONE
I DO NOT THIRST FOR YOUR NUDES
I ALREADY HAVE SHIRTLESS PHOTOS OF YOU
AND IT'S WEIRD BC HOW MANY PHOTOS OF YOUR FRIENDS SHIRTLESS DO YOU HAVE
NONE I BET BUT I HAVE LIKE 64833736293 OF YOU BC OF THESE STUPID MAGAZINES'
"Riley why would you text him that I want his nudes?!"
"The guy looked hella fine in his photo so I thought 'Hey this blondie is a ten outta ten' so I decided to help you seduce him." She said.
"That's actually harassment." Hannah said.
"Then what's Slap Ass Friday to you then?"
"War."
Fucking Californians. Wait... I'm Californian.
SHIT.
I felt my phone buzz and checked it. Oh God it was Adrien.
'No worries but which friend?'
'My friend from Cali'
'Oh cool so they're visiting?'
'My entire squad, also they're going to our school for a little while'
'You should introduce me to them'
'Okie c:'
And so that conversation ended.Somehow though, the chat we were having here turned a little bit odd once Fern admitted her crush on Raphael from that 2012 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We all kind of stared at her. "Well luckily he isn't real because you don't wanna know what a turtle di... does when they're not protecting New York from the evil Shredder. Very lazy." Riley said.
"So lazy. They just sit there in water." Hannah added.
"You kids do know that Fern knows what a penis is right?" Mrs.Yamada laughed.
"No, no she does not and we shall not allow that." Grayson said.
"If I'm not allowed to love Raph I'll just love Casey Jones." Fern said.
"HE'S EVEN WORSE!" Riley yelled.
"He's so attractive." She sighed.
"HE RUINED MY APRILTELLO SHIP SO I WILL NEVER ALLOW HIM INTO MY FAMILY WITH OPEN ARMS."
"Riley, if you don't shut up, I will call your parents and say this isn't educational at all and have you sent back home." My mom said sleepily from the backseat.
Riley definitely shut up right after that.
Once we got onto campus one morning, I helped them get their schedules. (They all had a different lunch I cry) I showed them their classrooms. We hung out a bit outside of the school, but they wanted to be a little nosey.
"So what do you think of that Adrien guy Riley tried to seduce for you?" Hannah asked.
I sighed, "Honestly, I think he's cute. He was my first friend when I got here. I probably won't ever ask him out though, another friend of mine likes him. Though I did dance with him but I feel guilty about it because she loves him so much."
"Well you always have that superhero who you molested." Gray said.
I blushed, "You motherfuck- How many times do I need to clarify that the butt touching was an accident! Also he kind of molested me the other night when Fern said you were coming to France!"
"Oh damn, give the deets." Riley said.
"Well he didn't exactly molest me just kind of wrapped his arms around me and scared me. But the day before that I was in chains because of his impersonator. The impersonator chained up the real one and he stole the Mona Lisa. Ladybug came to save the day but all in all that day really was a.... CATASTROPHE!"
They stared at me with blank faces. I face palmed, I never told them that the superhero I "molested" was cat themed.
"HAHAHAHA I don't get it." Hannah said.
"Because I fucking forgot to tell you the superhero. He's Chat Noir and he's cat themed. He even has a tail and ears."
"Oh god please don't tell me he's a furry." Riley said. She has had a bad experience with Furries. I think it's because of the Chuckie Cheese incident. One time she saw Chuckie Cheese take off his head at her birthday party to reveal a 30-year-old man and when he came back to the party he hugged her while still being in character. I was sick at home with the flu but the way Hannah described it, it was hilarious. We're such good friends.
"Well for your sake, I hope not. But he has these amazing green eyes and beautiful blonde hair and I just..." I sighed dreamily. All the salt towards him has been dissolved.
"That hella fine boy you text has those too. YOOOOO WHAT IF HE AND NOIR WERE-" Riley was cut off by the bell.
"Yoyo, that was the bell. Get your asses in gear now." Hannah said as she slapped Grayson's ass as she ran away. Ugh, Americans...
WAIT SHIT, NOT AGAIN. THESE FRENCH PEOPLE ARE TURNING ME INTO SOMEONE WITH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. CURSE YOU STEREOTYPES!
As I sat next to Alya in History, she kept eyeing my book bag. I looked at her questioningly as i just took out a notebook, pencils, and lead pencils. I had completely forgotten my textbook in my locker. No biggie.
"Hey (Y/n), did you lose your textbook?" she asked me.
"No, I just forgot it in my locker."
She wrote something down in a little notepad. Okay then? I drew my attention to the lecture our teacher was giving but she kept eyeing me and writing things down in that notepad. It was making me feel extremely nervous. She was even eyeing Marinette,who also forgot her book, too, sheesh does this girl care about education that much?
Once the class ended I confronted Alya about it.
"Why the fuck do you keep examining me like I'm some sort of science fair project?" I asked.
"Well you haven't checked my blog yesterday then. Turns out Ladybug might just be a student here at our school."
"Oh cool but there really is no reason you should be doing that. I mean it'd be cool to know who she was but like this her life dude, let her live double lives since she's saving Paris."
"You know you would be a good secret identity for her... then again you're the new kid so I doubt you'd be her."
"Well good luck with your investigation." I walked off.
"See, I was right when I told my parents this would be educational." Riley said. We just got off the bus to the Louvre. It seems like it was only yesterday when I was kidnapped and forced to be chained up like I was in 50 Shades of Grey. I shivered, I just disgusted myself. No bondage for me, thank you very much. So as I was saying, we were at the Louvre because Fern's parents wanted to go check out the art however Fern was more interested in the Ancient Egypt presentation they had. "Yeah but the main reason you came here was to hit on cute boys and girls, and that one mailman with a cool beard." Grayson said. "Let me live my life, Gray." Grayson rolled his eyes as we followed the Yamada family into the Louvre. It was a bit weird when I saw that the Mona Lisa was back. I guess Ladybug must have returned it after I left that studio. The Mister and Misses let us run off. "They should have given us a leash for Riley." Hannah said as she nudged me. "If she was on a leash we'd all just end up joining in on her antics." I replied. "Yooo it's that cute girl from school!" Riley yelled as we entered the display of ancient artifacts. She pointed at a girl with pink pants and pigtails. Oh dear, looks like Marinette has become Riley's new flirting victim. She ran towards the girl, "Mari, Mari, Mari!" she yelled. Marinette turned around only to receive a glomp from the ginger. "Oh my god, Riley!" Hannah yelled.
I introduced the squad to her and Alya. We left them alone for the rest of the time we were in there, until another psycho appeared. I told my friends to hide. Ladybug came out of nowhere to fight the dude. Alya was recording the fight and then Chat Noir came in.
"Yooooo, (Y/n) is that your husbando?! YO CHAT NOIR YOUR LOVER IS OVER HERE HIDDEN BEHIND THIS ARTIFACT!" Riley yelled. He turned to our direction he then instantly got knocked away and landed inside of a pharaoh coffin. Ladybug then got throw into a wall.
Alya got close to him. He scooped her up onto his shoulder and ran away. Riley and Fern following after them. The psycho closed us in here without even noticing the two.
"So that's why you have these crazy ass stories." Hannah said.
Ladybug got Chat Noir out of the coffin. They ran towards the blocked off exit. Chat Noir waved to me, I returned the wave with a smile. Hannah nudged me as he destroyed the bars that kept us trapped inside of here. Ladybug and Noir ran off leaving Hannah, Grayson, and I by ourselves.
"We got to go find Riley and Fern!" Gray said.
Hannah and I nodded, so the three of us ran off. Anything could happen and I did not want bad things to happen. Each villain was different with different powers. So I kept my fingers crossed hoping that they would be okay.
CONTINUED IN PART TWO
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Not What I Had in Mind (Chat Noir x reader)
Romance[Uploaded from my Quotev] You never expected Paris to be like this, psychopaths running around. What you didn't expect the most was their supernatural powers. Luckily the superheroes defeat them.
