Not What I Had in Mind (Chat Noir x reader)

Precious Tomato Baby Gone Rotten

Ah, Biology. Opening up frogs and slicing open a pigs eye. At least I think it was Biology.... no wait this is just Science, how lame. I was tired as hell since I binge watched Adventure Time last night. Why do I torture myself this way. And why must they torture my cinnamon rolls this way.
Poor Finn and Jake getting haunted by dandelion fluff and Finn's dad just being an ass in general. AND MARCELINE JUST UGH, SO PRECIOUS. BUBBLELINE NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
"He totally has a crush on you, (Y/n)!" I heard Chloe laugh.
"Did I say you could say my name you little bitch? No I did fucking not now shut before I get Riley back here." I grumbled to which Alix laughed at. She patted my back.
I looked up with my eyes still drooping and saw Nathanael's form leave the class room. I turned to Alix with a confused look on my face. "My tomato. Why he leave?" I asked.
"Drawing in class. More specifically drawing you." She laughed. "I really should have expected it since he blushes around you so much."
".... What the fuck. You mean I haven't noticed shit out of all the months I've been friends with him?"
"Yes."
I was going to reply but I passed out and flopped my head onto my binder. Now to dream of immortal lesbians.
Alix and Mylene woke me up at the end of class. They told me that they were my project partners. I exchanged numbers with them and went on to my next class. It still bothered me how I didn't know that he liked me, oh well.

Mylene, Alix, and I met in the school library after school to gather research on our project. I was just a teensy bit angry at them since I wanted to go back home and sleep but whateves. I sat at a table with some books I found on the subject.
Someone passed by me and by passed by I mean they spilled water on me and the books that I gathered. I growled and glared at the person. It was Chloe who was just walking away "innocently". She needs to get karma.
I sighed and took off my hoodie, revealing a baggy shirt. Next thing I knew, Chloe was getting a waterfall. I laughed, she deserved it. Whoever poured that bucket on her I applaud you. I looked but there was no one on the railing close to her. I looked back at Chloe and she was soaking wet and was complaining about her hair. I rolled my eyes but right after she said that a gigantic hair dryer came out of nowhere. It started chasing her around the library.
I'll just take my books and check them out with the librarian thank you very much. I grabbed my wet jacket and wet books walked out of there calmly as our students started running the hell away.

I sat on my bed writing fanfiction on my laptop of Shinichi Izumi from Parasyte. Ah anime, trash but I'm the trashcan.
I looked up from my laptop when I heard the sound of erasing. My window was getting erased. That's not normal. If Chat Noir is here he would have just knocked on my balcony doors. I placed my laptop on my bed and walked over to the erased window. Then Nathanael flew in well he looked like Nathanael minus the purple skin and odd clothing.
"(Y/n)!" the possibly Nat said.
"Um, Nat? What are you doing? Especially since I have a front door, how do I explain this shit to my mom and dad? They're not going to like it if I tell them that a guy erased part of my window from existence." I said motioning over to the window.
"Sorry, I'll fix that that later. It just, I wanted to see you." He said as he scratched the back of his neck. This is going to end in murder or porn I feel it.
"But why?"
"Well today's my birthday and well I wanted to spend time with you. Just you and me. I think you're the most attractive," I woke up with drool going up the side of my cheek and my hair and matted this morning I don't do attractive, I do 'occasionally looking decent', "funniest," honey no, my jokes are bad and so are my puns, "and nicest," Tomato baby no, I told a girl to shut up just because she said my name, "person I have ever met."
I rubbed my arm. I mean, he could totally kill me. Oh well, not everyday you can just hang with a psycho. I nodded, "Sure Nat."
The redhead smiled, "Great! Meet me at the River Seine. 7 o'clock!" He left his jackpack turned on and he flew out of my room.
I ran towards the window, "HEY ASSHAT FIX MY WINDOW."
He didn't come back. Where has chivalry gone? Out the window?.... Did I just make a joke? I groaned why do I torture myself in this way. I grabbed my phone and text Mylene.
'Hey guurrrl so I'm going on a date with a psycho at the River Seine so I might die so if I do please split the work between you and Alix'
I accidentally scrolled up seeing old text messages. How odd, this is a conversion I had with Marinette the other day about tangerines. Most of that conversion was me ranting about how weird tangerines are because I quote on quote "didn't understand why they have to be special snowflakes" they're like smaller oranges. They aren't that cool.
I looked up at the screen name it was Marinette. Why can't I just text the people I want to text?
'Woops lol that wasn't for you but hey I am going on a date with a crazy version of Nat so if I die tell Chat Noir I Luffy him
**LOVE OMFG'
Goddamn One Piece. This is another reason I'm never watching that hell of an anime. Too many episodes which is mostly filler and now he has entered my autocorrect. I will fight him. I don't care if he has rubber powers or whatever. I will fight.