Not What I Had in Mind (Chat Noir x reader)

Message Sent and An Impostor

      I was a mess. I wasn't getting enough sleep since I stayed up late just thinking about Chat Noir. I had dark circles under my eyes, I started sleeping in class, my homework was double due to that, I kept finishing it but it just made me more tired. I didn't hang out with friends that often anymore or messaged my friends at all from back home. Projects that I planned to make for my blog were unfinished such as an animation of Chat Noir. Why did I have to become so hung up because of him?
     I got a message from Hannah so I decided to check it.
     'Hey, you okay?'
     'Could be better. I'm like the embodiment of emo just because of a boy.'
     'What boy?'
     A sound came from my laptop, 'Brb, gotta check a thing.'
     I walked over to my laptop and opened up the tab with my email. It's from Sabrina. I opened up the the email and read it.
     'Hey (Y/n),
     Are you going to the unveiling of Chat Noir and Ladybug's statue? I would go but Chloe wants me to be somewhere, I have to go shopping for her. Chloe plans to go there. Don't steal her thunder if she get's close to Ladybug, though I'm sure you'd be chatting up Chat Noir. I've seen your drawings of him, they're pretty good. Well see you around.
     Sincerely,
     Sabrina'
     I sighed and rubbed my temple. How can I try to repress my feelings for him if I keep reading his name...and when exactly did she see my drawings? Does she follow my blog? Anyways, I really need to vent. I took my phone back out and opened the messenger.
     'Okay so you know how I always talk about Chat Noir? So I overheard him and Ladybug talking and Ladybug said that in an alternate time line he sacrificed himself for me. Apparently I cried over his death and then she said that I must have found out his secret identity so then he said that he was glad it was me who found out and wouldn't want anyone but me to know but then after Ladybug had left he added 'and you'. I think he's just playing around with my emotions. He and Ladybug are probably close to dating so that kiss he gave me must have meant nothing to him, or maybe that's a French way of saying thank you? Though why would he kiss me iN FRONT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND but then again she said that it was cute when he said the thing UGH I'M SO CONFUSED'
     I sent the message but was confused as to why the look of it was different. I looked up at the screen name and saw that it was Adrien. THIS WAS MY TEXTING MESSENGER AND NOT MY COOLER VERSION OF KIK MESSENGER.
      'OMG THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU OMG I'M SORRY
      can you keep this just between you and me? I don't want this to spread
     also do you think we could get together and talk about this? My friend is grounded from Skype for a      while so I can't talk to her for a while. It'd be nice to talk to someone.'
     Those messages were half French and half English, nothing like a little bit of Google Translate to help. I waited for him to text back but then I remembered, he had Fencing lessons today. Whatever, I was going to see him later since he was going to give me his notes for Biology to copy. I flopped on to my bed, what to do?
      I looked up around the room from my bed and spotted magazines next to my hamster's cage. I got up, might as well. I walked over there and grabbed one. Most of these are just use for Malfoy's flooring. If only he was a ferret. So I flipped through the pages, seeing Noir and Ladybug, clothes, and Adrien?
      There he was, just chillin' at the beach. In swim wear. A'ight. Though having a picture of one of your friends shirtless in a magazine is kinda weird. So I grabbed a Sharpie and doodled a shirt onto him, perf. Though I could have sent it to Marinette, she would fangirl like hell.
     Hmm, doodling. Some of the greatest artists in history must have doodled in the past. Time for a field trip!

     I forget that Europe has such a rich history especially in art. I could hardly belive that the Louvre was established in the 1700's. I gawked at the paintings and the statues. I wonder if I'd ever be able to do that. Maybe I could take up painting. Gonna grow up just to be like Bob Ross. Happy trees for all.
     And finally, I came to the Mona Lisa. I've heard people talk about what made her smile. I think she just remembered a stupid joke. The background noise stopped and all I could hear was foot steps. I turned to look, Chat Noir. Of course, right after I got my mind off of him.
      "What are you doing here, Noir?" I bitterly asked.
       He climbed over the red velvet ropes that were a barrier for the painting I stood at, "Oh just stealing the Mona Lisa." He went over them again with the painting in hand. A Security man tried to stop him but he just flipped him over. I took a fighting stance, I don't actual know how to fight but let's just hope the time doing Wii Fit at Riley's house can help with this.
      Chat Noir just laughed and flipped me onto his shoulder, "Might as well steal you too." He ran. Now that we were near the exit I saw that people were recording. Well at least I'll be known as the person who got hi-jacked by Chat Noir.

      He chained up my hands and feet. We where at some kind of art studio. From where I could see, there was a huge drawing of Ladybug at the back wall. Well that's not creepy.
      "What's the safe word for this bondage adventure because I want out!" I yelled.
      "You're just bait. Another motive for Chat Noir to arrive quickly. Faster than Ladybug."
      "...You're not him?"
     He nodded.
     "You're just uh, uh a copycat!"
     "Bingo."
      I growled, "You know they'll beat you."
     "Oh really?" Copycat laughed, "I'd tell you my plan however, it'd be much better for you to stay quiet."
      He raised a metal pole then everything went dark.