Oh dear lord, there's bird everywhere

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        It was just another day at school. Which would have been better if it weren't for the fact the entire class was listening to a speech about a contest. You had to design something and the winner has their design in a photo shoot. Not my department. I just started doodling but as I took my pencil off the paper, I realized I was drawing Chat Noir, again. I turned to another doodle from last week, it was Noir but with one eye. Why must it be so hard to draw the other eye!? I went through more and more pages of my drawing journal, there were so many doodles of him or just a black cat. Great, I have a crush on a superhero.
     We were dismissed so I grabbed my things and followed Marinette and Alya out of there. Marinette was gushing about Adrien again. At least with Noir in the picture, I won't have to worry about my attraction to Adrien. I have to worry about Marinette finding out about me slow dancing with him.
We sat at a bench that was away from the school. Marinette was flipping quickly through her sketch pad. "Derby hats.. derby hats.. derby hats! I have nothing of derby hats!" she said.
     "You have to have something in there." Alya said.
     "I have nothing! I have top hats! If they said beret, I'm their gal! Sombrero? No problemo!"
     Alya took her sketch pad and flipped through it, I looked over her shoulder. The designs Marinette drew were amazing! I could feel the heat radiating off of someone other that Alya. I looked up and saw Adrien looking over my shoulder. Yeah I still like him, sorry Marinette. Good thing she will never, never know.
     "Hey (Y/n), hey Alya. Sick designs, who drew them?" he asked.
     Alya got up, taking the sketch pad with her. She started pushing Marinette closer to him, "The one who made these designs were none other that Marinette herself!" Alya handed the love-struck girl the sketch pad. The girl then handed it to Adrien. He looked through the pages. He was studying every design. I stared at his face, damn those beautiful green eyes. I could feel my face heat up.
Adrien handed Marinette the sketch pad, "You really have a good shoot at winning." He said. Her face grew red as she stuttered out a "thanks". "Well see you later!" he said as he left. Marinette waved him off with a dreamy-look in her eyes.
     "Did you hear that? He said he likes my designs!" she squealed.
     She fangirled for a bit and ran off to go gather some inspiration.
     Alya turned to me and snickered, "Hey (Y/n), who you thinking about?"
     "Nobody."
     "Aw come on, (nickname), tell me who~."
     "Well he has an A in his name, in fact his initials are A.A."
     Alya gasped, "You like Adrien?"
     "I was thinking about Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan. Been waiting for season two forever."
     A+ lying skills, but seriously APRIL OF 2016 CANNOT COME FAST ENOUGH.

     'yo yo yo u should buy a scone'
     'Oooh should buy some red velvet cupcakes!'
     'I vote cookies'
     'BUY THE ENTIRE EFFING BAKERY'
     'i CAN'T BUY THE ENTIRE BAKERY'
     'EAT EVERYTHING IN IT THEN'
     'I'LL GET FAT'
     'all the more 4 us 2 <3'
     'Did you know that being fat was a sign that you were well fed and that means rich so fat women were wanted much more than skinny women in aristocratic times?'
     'I ain't saying he a gold digger, but he ain't fucking with no skinny ladies'
     'I just wanted a freaking snack
      u know what I'm just gonna buy the suggestions'
     'YES'
     'RILEY SHUT UP I'M NOT BUYING THE BAKERY'
     And so began my quest to buy baked goods.
     All I had on me was $25, a bag that contained my drawing journal, a lead pencil, my ever-buzzing phone, and my house keys.
     I locked up my house and walked down some streets. Left here, keep going straight, right there, waiting for that idiot to drive, not getting hit by a bus there. though something was off. There were 10 times the amount of pigeons. They were in the streets, on window stills, telephone wires.
    I was right in front of an electronics store. The news was on the window TVs and it turns out another psychopath decided to mess with Paris. His name was Mr.Pigeon, not threatening at all but if you wanna stick to your weird bird power then I guess. Though if his name was anything else it'd be weird. You go Mr.Pigeon, rock that name.
     I walked away, I'm closer to the bakery than I am to my house so ONWARDS! It was just a little further up ahead on the other side of the road. I heard a splat and looked down. Fresh pigeon droppings.
     Absolutely disgusted.
     More and more pigeon above me were getting ready to poop, "Oh hell no!" I ran to the other side of the street. Instead of entering the bakery I entered some kinda fancy hotel. Well this puts quiet a delay in my quest for scrumptious baked goods. I took out my drawing journal and my phone. I looked up Chat Noir and Ladybug and began to draw them. Maybe I could give them one of the drawings I've made of them someday. I've drawn Noir plenty of times, surely I could find one drawing to give him. I search through the pages, an Undertale comic of Papyrus dressing up as Slenderman and scaring Frisk, ideas for stories, old Sonic OCs that I need to burn, Shrek as a Cheese-it? That has Riley written all over it.
     I got to the page of the drawing of Chat Noir with only one eye. I drew an eyepatch over the area. An eyepatch over a mask! What a wonderful idea! I drew a parrot on his shoulder and erased a hand and replaced it with a hook. Fantastic! On the side of the drawing I wrote in French 'Chat Noir as a pirate! Why? Becuse I can't draw the other eye! Shiver me whiskers! He's after the bad guy booty (but in a violent way)!'
     I heard feet pounding down the stairs of the place. Why didn't they just take the elevator? The feet stopped pounding on the stair but now on the ground floor. It was Ladybug and a very anxious Chat Noir. I tore out the Pirate Noir drawing and flipped to the best Ladybug drawing I had and tore that out too. I placed my journal back in my bag. I grabbed the drawings and got up but the next thing I knew was that Chat Noir was in the elevator. Well there goes my chance to give it to him. I approached Ladybug but the mayor began to talk to her.
     They started walking towards the other elevator. I followed behind them silently to not alarm them. I don't know how I did it but they didn't seem to notice me at all. I am the Ninja, of Norrisville High, wait... what? Is that show even airing anymore?
     "You should be getting a good view from here." the mayor said as he and Ladybug exited the elevator. I followed silently. We seemed to be in a dining area of the hotel. Fancy.
     "Thanks mayor!" said Ladybug.
     The mayor turned to leave so I ducked behind a table. Ninja mode hell yes. He didn't see me as he left. When the elevator left I got out from under the table and went up to Ladybug.
     "I'm running out of time..." I could hear her mumble.
     I was about to tap on her shoulder but I just spoke instead, "You'll save Paris, you always do."
She gasped and turned around, "(Y/n)?!"
     "You remember my name? Awesome! So um, the reason I followed you up here is that I wanted to give you this drawing I made of you." I handed it to her.
She looked at it, a smile upon her face. "Wow, thank you, (Y/n). You even got the spots on my earrings rights! You're really good at drawing."
     I smiled, "Thank you, Ladybug. I'm glad you like it. Also I hope you don't mind but I was hoping that I could wait here for Chat Noir to give him his drawing."
     "You can wait here, is it alright if I see the drawing?"
     I showed it to her. By the way her eyes moved I could tell she was reading the words on the side.
     "He's after the bad guy booty?" she laughed.
     "In a violent way." I defended.
     The elevator dinged and opened its doors to reveal Chat Noir. His cocky smile fell once seeing me, "(Y/n)? What are you doing here?" he asked. My heart fluttered when he said my name, "I ,um, I wanted to give you something."
     I walked over to him and handed him the drawing. He too scanned the drawing and words. He chuckled, "Thank you, (Y/n). I love it." he had a warm smile adorning his features. I could feel my face warm up, "I'm g-glad you feel that way!" I gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. I stepped back.
     "Good luck, you two! Um, I'll just be taking the stairs." I quickly glanced at him and he was a little bid red. I ran towards the stairs but before I went down them I heard Ladybug say, "Ooh~ looks like somebody has a crush."

     I sat at the table in the lobby as I had before, whipping out my phone.
     'I KINDA KISSED THE SUPERHERO WHOSE BUTT I TOUCHED'
     'sexual harassment, 1,000 years dungeon!'
     'Goddamnit how come you get to kiss a superhero? I want to kiss Ms.Marvel'
     'Aww that's so cute, (Y/n)!'
     'okay but did u buy the bakery'
     My heart was still beating furiously as I texted Riley to shut up. I haven't felt this way since I had a crush on that one anime character, what was his name? Oh right, Edward Elric. His blonde hair, cocky attitude, he was short but he was fucking amazing. My first love.
I looked up from my phone and saw that Ladybug and Chat Noir were leaving the hotel. Oh god, I was going to have a heart attack. Noir noticed me, he actually stopped running and approached me. I wonder how much I'll have to blush to pass as a tomato.
     He stood in front of me, "Thanks again, (Y/n)." he smiled.
     "N-no p-problem!" I stuttered.
     His face drew close to mine. Before I knew it, he was kissing me. My heart beated faster. Before I could kiss back he pulled away and winked. He ran off to join the inpatient Ladybug at the front of the entrance.
     I was in shock for a couple of seconds before I realized that I dropped my phone during the kiss.
     "Goddamnit."

     The pigeon problem went away so I continued my quest for baked goods. I bought the cookies, cupcakes, and a scone. I checked the time on my phone and saw in was 30 minutes for the deadline of the derby hat contest. I shrugged and went back to the school. Like a good friend I shall be there for moral support.
     I got there with five minutes to spare. I walked over to Alya, "Hey Alya, where's Marinette?" I asked.
     "I don't know and that's why I'm worried! The thing is going to start soon." she said.
     There was a snobby laugh, Chloe, "She probably won't show, she's probably too scared to enter and probably chickened out."
     I glared at her, "As if, Chloe, if she was going to back out of anything it would not be this contest. She'll be here and she will win."
     The girl scoffed, "There's no way she'll win with that copy."
     I didn't reply but I wondered about what she meant. Marinette soon after vame in with just a minute to spare. She placed the hat on the stand. I studied that hat and looked over at Chloe's.
     "Oh my god, dude, Chloe copied yours." I said.
     Marinette turned and looked at hers, "That brat!"
     "Want me to handle it?" Alya asked.
     "I think I can manage." she said.
     Once they came around to view Marinette's hat, Adrien's father asked to view Chloe's again. I hope Marinette can handle this herself. I looked over at Adrien and caught him staring at me. He blushed and looked away. Oh god have I just entered a love square?
     "Is this some kind of joke?" Mr.Agreste asked Chloe.
     The blonde girl became dramatic. I rolled my eyes, what in hell is her problem?
     "Sorry to intervene but I can prove to you that this hat is in fact my original design." Marinette said.      And she did, she proved that she hand made it, and even signed her name with embroidery. She was soon declared winner and once Adrien put on the hat, he sneezed.
     "Sorry, I'm allergic to feathers." he said.
     He left along with everyone else after he said by to us. Marinette started cheering.
     "I won, I won, I won!" she was hoping up and down.
     I laughed, "You do realize that he's gonna be practically dying during his photo shoot, right?"


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