"hOLY SHIT TOMMY GET AWAY FROM THE FIREWO- aaand he blew up." dawson sighed after watching tommy strap a large firework to himself to try and go to space, but it ended up blowing him into bits. "i'll clean this up." dagan said sadly, going to clean up the blown up pieces of his dearest son tommy. "i told you we shouldn't be setting off fireworks. our kids are fucking dumb." raven yelled to everyone, taking another drink from a bottle of vodka. "honey, you've has enough-" austin told her, trying to take the bottle. "nOOOOO i haven't, you liar." she said as she turned and proceeded to fucking chug the rest of the bottle. "mom. come on- share some with me!" anthony said, a huge grin on his face as she handed him the bottle. "hONEY NO-" austin said, snatching the bottle.
"he's my son i chose how i want to raise him" raven said handing anthony the big bottle of vodka. while anthony was getting too lit, zach, ravens older brother, brought his mess of a child with him. "dad i fucking told you i didnt wanna come, this is why mom left you" gatlin said taking off his backpack full of ammo and guns. "dont you fucking talk to me like that i could have left you on someones porch you fucking disappointment" zach said getting away from his son. "fuck you dad, i fucking hate this family." gatlin stated as he turned to see jamier in his backpack. "jAMIER GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BACKPACK YOURE GONNA SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACe aaaand he shot himself in the face." he said not surprisingly. lamont and gerrome, being jamiers fathers, came to his side and shook their head. "it was bound to happen someday." lamont said. both of them shrugging it off.
raven, who was totally zoned tf out after getting drunk, stared at gatlin, lamont and gerrome in complete silence. "what are you staring at?" austin asked, looking over at them. "oh, yeah, them. but why are you-" "who the fuck invited them?" raven yelled. "didnt you invite them?" dagan asked as he walked into the house from cleaning up his dead child. "shut the fuck up dagan." raven and everyone else said, and he simply sat down sadly. "austin, come and help me with the grill!" dawson yelled from the backyard. austin groaned but stood up and went to go outside, raven following after. she tripped about 3 times the whole walk there. "raven, my dearest sister, you should sit down." zach told her, helping her walk outside. "what the fuck do you think I'm going to do outside?" "please calm down."
"don't tell me what to fucking do." raven said sitting in a chair and calming down. "josh used to tell you what to do..." austin said throwing shade towards raven for having kids with josh too. "can we not bring that up that happened like 10 years ago, its not my fault she wanted chocolate dick." josh said smirking. austin immediately slammed josh into the pool the water that splashed went everywhere making the grill drip with water. "good job austin now look at what you did." dawson, ravens father said disappointingly. "its not like you knew how to grill anyways." austin said throwing shade everywhere. he was drunk and when austin
gets drunk, he throws shade to everyone. "listen here you little shit, i let you marry my daughter and this is how you fucking talk to me." dawson grabbed austins neck resulting into austin slamming dawson onto the grill, still warm from the fire.
"tHERE IS NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE!!!" raven yelled as she got up and casually pulled austin into the house. "sorry, dad!" raven called out. she then let a high pitcher scream because proceeded to pick her up and carry her into the house. "yOU BETTER NOT FUCK!!" dawson and helen yelled. "dont tell me what to do." austin said before closing the bedroom door. "thats it-" helen said before running in and fighting austin.
"yOU GUYS ITS 10 SECONDS IN THE NEW YEAR HSJSKDIDISNSJ" merlinda said bursting through ravens and austins room. "mom what the fuck why are you naked-" "HAPPY NEW YEARS JSKSJDJD." everyone started yelling. "mom whats going on." merlinda said still scarred for life. "hONEY WERE JUST HUGGING." raven said.
"why is dad so hairy, mom? why is dad on top of you?" merlinda asked. "when two people love each other very much-" "austin, nO-"
