raven was tipsy af so she tripped over haley while sucking dick, and landed right in austins arms. "austin the sTEAK IS ON FIRE." dawson said jumping over 20 tables to get to the grill. "dont tell me how to grill, this is how i want my steak." austin said pushing raven away literally 173 feet but she was still in the backyard. dawson blinked and austin flinched. "dont fucking jump at me like that again." austin said slamming dawson onto the grill. after everything that happened the grill was still in perfect condition. "shit lamont just got blown up." zach said while figuring out how to light up the fireworks. "oh well" he said shrugging. "this party blows anyways" anthony said walking away. "just like haley." he said running for his life because they hated each other and he didn't want to die.
zach went and helped raven back into the part of the backyard where they were grilling and having the party. "next time you should be more careful my dearest sister." zach said as she had her drunk ass sit tf down. "maybe austin should be more careful and not fucking push me 173 feet away." raven sassed to him, throwing a burger at the back of austin's head. which caused him to fall into the grill and put the flaming steak out. "dammit, my dear wife, you put my steak out!" austin yelled at her and raven glared at him. "fucking fight me you fucking pussy." she told him and he turned and glared right back. "raven, i-" "dont you say anything to my daughter." dawson said and austin then slammed him onto the grill again. "would you stop slamming your father in law?" helen asked as she walked out with a large plate thing with drinks on it, which she passed out to everyone except raven because she was drunk enough and only got apple juice. "wait, i want some juice, why did you give me vodka?" merlinda asked from the other side of the table, not thinking raven was drunk as she switched their drinks.
after everyone got their plates of food they all sat down around the table and ate. austin threw a hotdog at raven with a playful smile. not knowing raven was drunk af she threw one back but missed & austin started laughing. raved got pissed so she threw the whole plate knocking him unconscious. "fucking pussy." raven said opening a beer and drinking it. "jesus mom i never knew how bad your drinking problem is." merlinda said concerned. "its not that bad." raven said setting her drink aside with the 1738 alcoholic drinks she already drank while opening another one and chugging it down. merlinda looked down at her phone seeing a message from anthony.
anthony - mom needs to calm down lmaO
merlinda - stfu bitch
anthony - ok first of all shut the fuck up because my father is in the marines and we will track you down
merlinda - literally we are sitting next to each other you dumb cunt plus u dont know who ur dad is
"gOD MERLINDA YOURE SO MEAN-" anthony yelled, throwing a pickle from his burger at her and running into the house crying. "this is fucking disgusting." she said, throwing the pickle onto the ground.
"we should all go down downtown to watch the fireworks." dawson said to helen. "we literally hired people to set off fireworks. they're in our apple juice lake waiting for us." helen said motioning for everyone to go to the lake. "true, i forgot we weren't rich for a second." dawson said smiling and going to the lake.
they all layed out on the grass and watched as the fireworks flew.
"happy independence day dad." merlinda said to josh. "its independence day???"
