"WAKE UP MOM ITS CHRISTMAS!!" haley and lacarl who didn't come home until christmas all yelled after coming into austin and ravens room. "wtf is christmas?" merlinda said behind them, not understanding this weird white people holiday. "get ou-" "HOLY SHIT ITS CHRISTMAS" austin yelled and fucking sprinted out of the room and into helen and dawson's room, breaking through the door and fucking body slamming himself on top of them. "MOM, DAD WAKE UP!!! ITS CHRISTMAS!!!" austin fucking screamed, his scream echoing through the large house. "wtf we aren't your parents, get out you piece of shit." dawson said, sitting up just as raven and zach ran in. "fATHER AND MOTHER DEAREST WAKE UP!! ITS CHRISTMAS!!" raven and zach both yelled ( raven without the dearest ). "oh, my wonderful children!! go downstairs and we'll be down in a minute." dawson said sweetly before turning to austin and glared. "get the fuck out."
they all ran downstairs. austin who fucking slid down the rails was the first to reach the christmas tree and presents. the rest of them had been trampled by jessica but made it down quicker. austin let out a high pitched scream while opening his 1 present. "what did santa get you???" helen said smiling but she was confused because she forgot to give him presents. "I got santas uniform!! Ive always wanted to be Santa it was my life long dream!!!" he said getting up and spring towards the bathroom to wear it. "I FUCKING LOVE YOU SANTA." he said in the bathroom. although no one could see him he was crying hysterically. "what did
Santa get me???" taylor said happily. "wtf why r u still alive wtf??" Dawson said confusingly and everyone in the room agreed. "true." Taylor said snapping her own neck and dying instantly.
austin came out in a santa costume and lacarl let out a surprisingly long, high pitched screech of excitement. "OMG I KNEW SANTA WAS REAL!!!" he yelled and tackled austin into a hug. "ho ho ho oh no-" austin said in a deep voice as he fell over from the force of lacarl's hug. dr. quinton suddenly came in out of no where and looked at lacarl with a sad expression. "i'm sorry, lacarl, but santa is dead. it was on the news this morning." he told him and lacarl started crying. "I HA TE MY LIFE!!!" he yelled before he ran upstairs and then proceeded to jump off and start falling down, instantly dying after his head hit a step. "just great, now there are TWO bodies falling endlessly down our stairs." raven sighed and took a drink of her apple cider instead of apple juice for the holidays.
merlinda and josh sat on the other side of the living room, watching them all open presents and have fun. "seriously, what the fuck is this?" merlinda asked as she watched raven fucking chuck a present at austin's head, which bounced off his head and hit haley. "i don't know, let's go spin a dreidel." josh said, turning and going into the kitchen. "wow, that sounds like fun dad!" merlinda said, following after him.
