"how is it that i never have a date for valentines day." dania, dagans wife for 10 years now asked. "what are you talking about, you have me, we have children, we always go out for valentines day." dagan said depressingly. "shut the fuck up dagan." dania said rolling eyes and walking all the way to the other side of the house where the whole family was eating breakfast in 2 secs. raven and austin were smothering each other in love with was downright disgusting for everyone. helen and dawson were cooking together like the gross couple they were. gerrome tried to be compatible with lamont but he was eyeing haley for some reason??? basically it just a normal typical morning for the fluffy family.
josh walked from downstairs just as austin had stood up and went to the fridge to get some juice. "happy valentines day, raven and happy valentines day, austin." he said, patting ravens arm while walking past the two who were eating their breakfast. "what the fuck did you just say to her." austin said, turning the fuck around with a glass of juice in his hand. "i was just saying-" "gET OFF OF HER!" austin yelled before fucking chucking the glass, hitting josh straight in the head. "auSTIN, NO-" dawson tried yelling to stop him, but austin was already punching josh in the fucking face. "AUSTIN STOP FIGHTING EVERYONE-" raven screamed, trying to get him off of josh.
but it was too late. austin slammed josh onto the marvel floor. luckily josh was slammed before by austin so he was used to it and his body adapted to the floor. "that didn't even hurt bitch." josh said getting up calmly and getting himself another glass of juice. "i'm so proud." austin said almost shedding a tear but quickly bringing it back into his eye because austin wasn't a fucking pussy like everyone else. zach sighed loudly enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. considering their house is the size of the whole neighborhood; the whole house was the whole neighborhood. "whats wrong with you?" raven said. personally she didn't care but someone had to ask. "i have no one in my life that i value anymore so life is now meaningless to me." he said and sighed again. austin was about to say something until he got interrupted by his rude wife. "well shut up and stop being a fucking pussy." raven said. austin looked at raven like he looked at josh earlier. with pride. "i'm so proud of you." he said this time letting his tear shed.
"why don't you just get with jessica?" dagan asked and zach looked confused. "isn't that your kid, brother dearest?" zach asked and then dagan looked confused. "oh fuck no. that's danias kid. she cheats on me all the time..." dagan said sadly, but no one seemed to really give a fuck. just then jessica walked down the stairs, looking like an absolute angel. "oh my god.... she's beautiful." zach whispered, standing up from his seat and slowly walking towards the steps. "hOLY FUCK-" jessica yelled before fucking tripping down the stairs. the ten story stairs. they were never ending stairs. when will the torture end. "well, guess that happened." raven said, watching her fall endlessly. "there goes my only chance for love." zach sighed sadly, sitting back down. "you'll find your true love one day, dad." gatlin said, patting his back. "shut the fuck up you disappoint." "hey guys whats up." merlinda says finally coming home from the store. "i have presents."
