"happy halloween!!!!" austin yelled while wearing a jason costume because hes the biggest fucking nerd when it comes to halloween. helen was a cat, dawson was a dog, merlinda was a grape, anthony was a banana and raven was a disappointed mother. no one had seen haley yet so no one knew what she was. "hey guys!!!" haley said while walking down the stairs and ignoring jessica's falling body ( she was dressed as a mermaid ). "fUCKING HALEY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU CANT GO TRICK OR TREATING AS A SLUTTY CAT-" raven yelled, shaking her head. "but mooooooooooooom!" she groaned. "go fucking change." "uGH I HATE YOU GUYS-" she yelled like the angsty teenager she was and went upstairs to change into a hotdog costume.
"you guys we should totally tp dr. quinton house!!1!" anthony said excitedly. "no. we're going trick or treating as a family." helen said leaving the living room with the family following behind her like ducklings. "but mooOOOOOoom, its my birthday!!!!!" anthony said whining not wanting moving from his place. "that doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do my dearest nephew." zach said coming in the room dressed like a cheeto. "no thats actually fucking sick lets go now!1!1!!1!1!!!" josh said coming right after dressed like a hot cheeto. "i knew that boy wasnt a good influence when we met him." dawson said in helens ear. but since the whole room was silent they all heard him. "i heard you." josh said crying hysterically. "good." dawson said crossing his arms. "fine, we'll go but we have to make it fast." helen said watching the whole room go wild with excitement.
"wait a second, austin isnt it you and ravens ten year anniversary?" dawson asked right as they were about to walk out the door with arms full of toilet paper. austin and raven both stopped and looked at each other. "uh, yeeeeeaaaah.... it is!" raven said slowly, but really they both knew that they both forgot their anniversary. "um, i didnt get you a present, but i do have my love to give you?" austin said. "i got you guys!!!" dawson said excitedly, dropping the toilet paper and literally sprinting to grab presents and coming back. he handed them the nicely wrapped boxes and raven gently opened hers, while austin fucking tore his up. they pulled out matching black sweaters which were the exact one they were currently wearing. "thaaanksss, dad..." raven said, putting the sweater back in the box. "tHANK YOU SO MUCH DAD" austin cried, sobbing hysterically.
they all ran towards the part of the house that no one visits. the science lab. with everyone thinking it was dr. quintons house the all got their toilet paper out. "okay letS MCFUCKIN LOOSE IT." anthony said climbing on top of josh to tp the roof. they all started tping the house but got too lit. anthony fell through the roof, helen and dawson had clogged the toilet with the tp because they had never done it before, they were like 78 years old so you couldnt blame them. raven and austin stocked up on the tp just incase and tried hiding them in their shirts, with no one noticing. zach stood out for look out and merlinda tpied like a normal person. meanwhile haley and antonio were nowhere to be seen (---;
soon enough dr quinton came by and was comfused af. "what the hell are you guys doing to ur own house??" he said with wide eyes. "my dearest neighbor, we thought this was your house." zach said sadly. "my house is right beside urs!!! ive been living there before you guys moved here!!" he said pointing towards a cardboard box with a chip, a penny, and a used napkin on the floor. "fucking shit."
raven and austin pulled out all the tp from their shirts and fucking chucked it all ar dr. quinton before running off and he died instantly. "COME ON KIDS WE GOTTA RUN BEFORE HE CALLS THE COPS!!" austin yelled while running and anthony and josh quickly followed after, while merlinda walked normally because she knew there wasn't going to be any cops. they all gathered around in the living room, helen and dawson making sure they were all ready to go trick or treating. "alright, make sure you're all dressed up!!" dawson said and austin paused and stared at him. "what the fuck did you just say to me." austin said before fucking tackling him and starting to fight. "dAMMIT AUSTIN, ON HALLOWEEN AND OUR ANNIVERSARY??? can't yOU CALL DOWN-" raven yelled, getting real sick and fucking tired of his shit.
