"HOLY SHIT SHELBY IS CHOKING ON A FUCKING JELLY BEAN!" dagan yelled to everyone who was outside in the backyard, raven and austin sitting aside while haley, merlinda, anthony and josh searched for the eggs that dagan was supposed to hide. "shut the fuck up, dagan." raven said as she took a drink from her glass of apple juice. "yeah, she can handle it. unless she's a fucking pussy." austin said right before shelby fell over from choking on the jelly bean. "i guess she's a pussy."
"where did shelby even come from? who invited her?" merlinda said still finding the no existent eggs. "i did." dagan said smiling proudly. "shut the fuck up dagan i didnt ask you." merlinda said going over to josh, her real father. "did you find any?" "i found two" he said showing her the egg shaped objects. "good job dad." merlinda said knowing her dad is dumb as shit. "what the fuck is this." haley said picking up the egg filled basket. "dagan you dumb piece of shit you forgot to hid these eGGS." haley said throwing the basket at dagan with full force. "YOU HAD ONE JOB." austin said getting up and slamming dagan.
"come on now. no need to treat dagan like that, son-in-law." dawson told him, placing his hands on his hips and shaking his head. "who the fuck are you???" austin asked him, looking pretty angry. "i am your father in law, austin." dawson said calmy. "YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!" austin yelled before fucking punching dawson in the face, then slamming him on top of dagan. "austin, why do you keep fighting my dad??" raven asked walking up. "BECAUSE I CAN!!" austin yelled and then slammed raven ( gently ) on top of dawson. "austin! stop slamming people!!" helen yelled at him, reaching up and pulling him into the house by his ear. "that's it, you're grounded young man!" she said in a stern down. "aw man, i'm sorry, mom!" he said, pouting as he was dragged into the house. "you guys im allergic to eggs! i cant breaTHE." dagan said gasping for air. "shut the fuck up dagan, austin just got grounded, think about someone other than yourself once in a while." anthony said rolling his eyes at dagan dying. "attention whore." dagan held his throat slowly dying. "god, dagan, just shut the fuck up!!" raven yelled right before he let out a choking sound and died.
