"why the fuck is there so much apple juice and apples everywhere? these weren't here before?" austin said as he walked into the kitchen-dinning room area, which was covered in apples, spilled apple juice and bottles of apple juice. "it's fathers day!!!" josh said as he tripped over empty bottles on the ground. "i thought id decorate." he said as he got up, his clothes covered in apple juice but he ignored it. "are you fucking stupid?" austin asked and josh started crying. that's when merlinda walked in and realized he was crying because of austin being a jerk. he was only being a jerk because he's salty he's a father too. merlinda cane up to josh and patted his back. "don't cry, dad, you did a good job!" she said trying to cheer him up, but she knew it was fucking stupid.
"hey whats going on here- wHAT THE FUCK IM ALLERGIC TO APPLE JUICE." dania said her face puffing up, resulting in instant death. "oh so thats who dies in this chapter." austin said looking straight at the reader, yes you, and winking. "hey family! guess whose here??" dennis said coming im with a hover board. "Dennis how did you come in? we have grade A security??" dawson said checking through his nokia phone to see if security was breached. "a window was open." "that still doesn't make-" "look i have a hover board!" dennis said interrupting dawson. while he was showing off his 'hover board' broke and went in flames. "sHIT WE CANT HAVE 2 PEOPLE DIE IN THIS CHAPTER QUICK GET THE WATER." austin said yelling at no one. but it was too late.
"dammit, austin, did you set dennis on fire again?" raven asked as she walked back into the kitchen, watching him burn. austin shook his head at raven as helen walked in after. "aRE YOU GUYS STUPID?? THERES A FIRE!!!" she yelled, watching the whole family gather around the fire. she grabbed dawson and tossed him onto the fire, and it immediately went out. "aw, but it was so warm." anthony whined, kicking the dead body. merlinda took her roasted marshmallow and ate it. "this is worse than mothers day, oh my god." helen sighed, shaking her head. "why the fuck is there apple juice everyone?" haley asked as she walked into the kitchen.
