"help bOB duncan my wiFE I JUST GOT STABBED." josh said falling to the floor, blood gushing out of his side. bob duncan sprinted through the hallways to get to josh. "april fools!" josh said nearly causing bob duncan a heart attack. "so good." bob duncan said smiling, his pearly whites shining throughout the house, practically blinding josh. he was beautiful. "uh josh, thats a real knife through your colon." raven said coming in. "well would you look at that." josh said, shrugging it off and leaving with bob duncan, the beautiful goddess that he was. josh was a pretty lucky man.
"is he fucking stupid or something? josh, you're literally bleeding to death!" raven said, staring at the dumbass in confusion. "oh, damn, he's getting blood all of the carpet! i just put it in, are you serious?" austin complained as he walked in and saw the bloody carpet. merlinda walked in and saw the red all over the carpet. "who spilled juice all over the place?" she asked. "oh, my dearest niece, don't worry about it." zach said, pulling her out the room. "i want some juice though!!!" merlinda whined. "why are our children so stupid?" raven asked, looking to austin. "she's josh's kid, not mine." austin said, shaking his head.
anthony came in surprised by all the blood. "woah i didnt know we got a new red carpet." he said smiling. "should we tell him?" raven said. "tell me what?" anthony said feeling the dried blood on the carpet. "this is terrible material by the way." he said getting up and facing austin and raven. "josh isnt your real dad." "thats actually dried up blood from josh's prank." raven said right after austin. "AUSTIN WHAT THE RUCK I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BLOOD." raven said looking at austin with wide eyes. "BE MORE PACIFIC NEXT TIME." anthony stood there with loads of tears in his eyes. "we didnt want you to know like this." austin said tapping him. "i cant believe......... i touched dried up blood" anthony said running away.
merlinda started walking down the large set of stairs with a box of dollar-store prank toys, planning on pranking everyone in the house. as she was walking, she heard a faint thumping behind her but she ignored it and figured it was haley and lamont again. but then it started getting louder and louder, and next thing she knew, she got hit in the back of the head with jessica's still falling body and dropped all of the stuff in her box. "OH NO," she yelled while watching jessica and the toys falling down the stairs, "I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THOSE!!"
