"...SHIT, FUCK, WE FORGOT THE WHISKEY." austin said realizing after 4 hours at the party. "no honey you just drank it all 3 hours ago remember?" raven said pointing at a trashcan filled with literally 172726 empty bottles of whiskey. zach came into the party with gatlin by his side. "hey everyone..." he said with a distress tone in his voice. "hey guys." gatlin said right after in a happy cheerful voice. "GATLIN I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT TALKING. WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?" zach said snapping and the room grew silent. "you told me not to unless im out of the room or not in your sight." he said leaving the room. "disgusting. how did i raise such a disrespectful child." zach said disapprovingly.
"hey, zach, why don't we go get a drink for you?" raven asked, taking him to the kitchen as the rest of their family piled into the room for the party, everyone wearing green except gatlin. "i dunno..." zach said in a sad tone and watching as raven got him a glass of apple juice because she and austin drank all the fucking alcohol. austin came in a pat his back roughly as he drank from the glass, making him cough out the juice and surprisingly not dying. "hey, man, it's okay that your wife left you and left you with that fucking disappointment. at least you don't have four disappointments." austin told him, zach nodding in agreement. "yeah and two of them aren't even his and they're disappointing." raven pointed out, getting a glare from austin. she glared right back and yeah he backed the fuck down. he knows his place.
suddenly haley stands up and walks towards lamont fake drunk. "there isnt any actual alcohol here you know that right?" lamont said holding a glass of apple juice because surprisingly thats all they had right now. before haley could say anything back she shoved him into a closet and all you could hear from the outside was loud thuds. meanwhile gatlin was getting mad punches in the other room for not wearing green. what a fucking idiot. "why didnt you wear green?" bartum, lamonts child that wasn't raised right because neither of his parents, gerrome or lamont were around had said. he kept punching arm until it turned purple. "because im colorblind, i thought i was wearing green!" gatlin said looking at his outfit. darion, bartums twin came in. "gnarly, i get to punch someone." he said walking towards gatlin. he died before darion got to even touch him, but he didn't care. "wanna go grab some apple juice?" bartum said shrugging. "sure." darion said with both walking out.
"yeah, i know but-" zach stopped in the middle of his sentence, staring off into space while sitting in the kitchen. "are you okay?" raven asked, confused on when he went silent. he suddenly smiled and stood up. "why does the atmosphere suddenly feel so... happy?" zach said, taking a deep breath. "suddenly all of the disappointment is out my life!" he shouted, running around the kitchen happily. "hey, what's that banging sound?" raven asked, looking over to the nearby closet. just as austin looked over, lamont and haley walked out, and it was obvious they fucked. "oH HELL NO-" austin yelled, fucking tackling lamont to the ground and punching him a bunch of times in the face. "I DONT LIKE HALEY BUT SHES MY DAUGHTER AND NO ONE FUCKS MY DAUGHTER-" he screamed while lamont tried to get him tf off. "DAMMIT!! austin, why are you always fighting people?" raven asked, going over and pulling him off of lamont. "becAUSE I CAN BABY-" he yelled before proceeding to pick up raven and fucking slam her. "auSTIN, gOD D AMMIT-" merlinda suddenly came in finally after being 8 hours late. "did i miss anything?"
