How To Live With A Huge Penis • clifford

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((read a/n at the end, i love you all))

Four - friendship 

"Wait, I don't get it." Molly popped in the middle of Michael's desperate attempt to try and explain her why he needed her right now. "You want me to come over and give you some hickeys? Why?"

Michael let out a loud groan as he held his phone pressed up against his ear and he walked up and down his bedroom. "I will be at Samantha's place with Calum, I already told you that. That's why I need you to give me a few hickeys." He elaborated in frustration as if it was self-understanding.

"Uh, okay. No." Molly said abruptly, sarcasm thick in her voice.

"C'mon, please. Pretty please." Michael begged impatiently as he hopped up and down on his feet.

"Why would you need a hickey anyway?" Molly questioned through a heavy sigh now that she actually started to think about Michael's offer.

"Because Calum Mr Dickhead thinks I'm out for his girlfriend." Michael whispered angrily, letting out a small scoff as he remembered what Calum has told him the other day.

"And you aren't?" Molly asked to try and understand this whole situation. Usually she wouldn't care for Michael's love life because he wouldn't tell her anything but in the past two weeks they actually became really good friends.

"I - Uh ... No." Michael scoffed as if it was obvious but he's actually started to get worried about it. Sure Samantha was probably the nicest and prettiest girl he's ever seen in his life and sure, there was a small dream about her but Michael still tried to deny that he felt butterflies around her.

"Okay." Molly's small sigh brought him back to reality, letting Michael know that she was aware of his little crush and that that was the only reason she'd do this for him.

"You're such a cutie. Thank you, and hurry up." Michael said in one breath and ended the phone call, tossing his phone on his bed before he quickly jogged down the stairs and waited for Molly to knock on the door.

"Wow, I never thought I'd drop this low." She said through another sigh a few minutes later when she casually stepped foot into Michael's house.

"I'm a lottery jackpot, bitch." Michael said in a pitching voice before Molly shot him a glare at the name he unitentionally called. "Sorry." He mumbled quickly as he looked down at his shoes and rubbed his nose.

"Okay, c'mon let me get this done." Molly said through a small groan as she placed her small hand on his neck and pulled his face down closer to hers and just as Michael closed his eyes and prepared to get kissed on the lips, Molly's lips attached to the warm skin on his neck.

He didn't know why but as he let Molly bruise his skin he felt stupid for thinking that Molly was really about to kiss him. A girl like her would never fall for a messed up person like him.

Accidentaly, after a while Michael let out a satisfied moan no matter how hard he tried not to which only ruined all of this.

"Did you seriously moan?" Molly raised an eyebrow once she stopped kissing his neck and she folded her arms over her chest.

"Uh ... No." Michael mumbled nervously, feeling that one of his overly awkward moments has just started. "It's not my fault that you're such a passionate hickey maker, goddamn." He theb said, slowly raising his voice at her.

"Calm down, Cliffo." Molly said through a small chuckle as she pushed his chest playfully. "You look good, don't worry. You look exactly like someone who's just had a really hot hump thing with his girlfriend that is not Samantha." She informed him simply and made her way straight to the front door again.

"Molly." Michael called out for her just as she held the door open for herself, since he's been day dreaming about something again.

"Yeah?" She questioned, giving him a glance over her shoulder.

"You're a really good kisser ... I mean, like neck kisser." He elaborated through a small stutter as a small smile spread onto his face.

"And you're a really weird." Molly said through a cheeky giggle and got out of the house, leaving Michael with the same stupid grin on his face.

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Okay I am sorry if this isn't as good but this is just the first deleted scene for now, it is in the middle of the fourth part when Michael comes from school and is supposed to drive Calum to Samantha's house, okay I hope you get it ... I will be making more of these in the next few weeks and when I am done I will slowly be deleting this, which will be in like a few months so don't worry lol

Again, thanks for sticking around you guys rock (bc ya'll dick lovers like me lol)

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