How To Live With A Huge Penis • clifford

four - friendship

Michael walked together with Calum on his right side down the school hall. Only yesterday Calum came to his house and apologized, of course Michael forgave him and they continued where they've stopped the day before as if nothing ever happened.

"The idea with the jeans, dude - it's amazing." Calum said whispering, realizing that everyone stared at Michael and him, not with disgust, in fact people were amazed how good his friend looked in jeans and maybe even at his manliness. "The girls love it."

Michael looked down at him and chuckled a bit. He felt a bit uncomfortable in those jeans, but he had to admit - he noticed the stares and the jealous and amazed looks. And having Calum tell him he looked good - that guy that everybody in school loved, made him feel even better.

"Oh my God, Stan." He whispered leaning closer to Calum again as they walked. Out of a sudden his pride disappeared and he started to sweat abnormally like he always did when he was nervous.

"I got him." Calum tapped his shoulder and jogged ahead to Stan and his girlfriend. Michael smiled down at the floor, Calum was sometimes a douchebag but he was a real bro. He thought that he'd make Stan busy so he wouldn't see Michael in tight jeans, but he actually did the opposite. "Michael, bro. You rock - "

"What the fuck, Cliffoconda?" Stan pushed Calum out of his way and walked straight to Michael, looking at him like a lion looks at an antilope before he attacks and eats it. Michael decided to stay calm, at least to look tough and glared at him confused. "You mean you are now cool becuase you've got a mutant d.ick, huh?"

Michael's plan on getting more confident and annoying Stan obviously went the way it was supposed. He grinned at him and pushed him out of his way, giving Calum a high five.

Stan stood speechless and watched them walk together into the classroom. Calum and Stan were friends just like him and Michael, they were in the school's football team and played together, but Calum always liked Michael better and was ready - just like right now - to let Stan fall to make Michael happy.

He knew he'd get in trouble becuase of making fun of one of the most loved guys on their school, but it also seemed as if it wouldn't be Stan anymore. Everyone had just eyes for Michael and his jeans.

"Nice jeans." Emily, a girl from Michael's English class said as him and Calum walked through the classroom to sit in the back. Michael smiled at her and mumbled an insecure 'thanks'. His plan was to get confident with himself and to annoy Stan in the process, not to get crushes from girls, but he didn't mind the attention. It felt good. Weird, but good.

"Woah, you know what's cool now?" Calum said after he sat himself down and waited for Michael to do the same. He nodded at him while he had his eyebrows scrunched together. "Now we will know who loves big d.icks." He smirked and made Michael giggle a bit. Calum pulled out a piece of paper from his English book and wrote something down, passing it to Michael. "Emily comes on the list."

"Samantha, really?" He took the paper from him and read the list. He wasn't even that suprised Calum had a list of girls who loved big p.enises, it just spurised him that his girlfriend was on the list too. Calum nodded and laughed a bit. "Who is AM?"

"Annoying Molly." Calum rolled his eyes as if it was the most obvious thing on Earth and took the paper away from him.

"What? Why Molly?" Michael looked at him confused. He was sure they talked about the same Molly, but at some points he doubted it.

"She is obviously out for Cliffoconda." Calum said making sure no one was listening to him and chuckled. Michael looked at him as confused as before. "Why would she otherwise help you with Math?"