How To Live With A Huge Penis • clifford

thirteen - click clack

"This is really good." Michael said with a full mouth, earning weird looks from Calum and Samantha who sat together on the other side of the huge dining table in the kitchen of Samantha's house. He took another piece of the chocolate cake that Samantha made for him and stuffed it into his mouth, taking the glass with milk and drinking a huge amount of it leaving himself with a thick white moustache and brown mouth corners. "Why didn't you tell me you cook this good? I would've married you already." He joked chuckling and almost choking on the food that was in his mouth.

Calum looked at Samantha, honestly scared why Michael acted like this after he has been walking naked thorugh the school to get the clothes that Stan has hidden in his locker. Just a few minutes ago he called Calum crying to come around his house and cheer him up since he'd commit suicide tonight.

Michael didn't notice the fact that Samantha and Calum started to think he is a maniac, he was too much into his cake and the glass of milk.

"Sooo ... I guess you won't kill yourself tonight?" Samantha spoke up after a longer session of silence between them. She looked at Michael and waited for him to look up from his plate and answer her.

"Of course I will." Michael scoffed, he's straighten himself up and wiped his fingers with the towel that stood aside him. "I just say this cake is amazing."

He licked some of his fingers that he didn't want to wipe clean and shoved the last piece of cake into his mouth leaning back and sighing, since he hasn't been breathing properly while he ate.

"I know you love cake." Samantha chuckled bending over and taking the plate from him. She stood up and brought it to the sink. "But why do you have to kill yourself?" she asked as she sat herself on the chair right next to Calum, pulling a knee up to her chest and resting her chin there.

"They've seen my Hoo-Hoo." Michael complained looking at her confused as if it was the most obvious thing ever.

"I thought that Stan saw it even before." Samantha said looking at Calum to make sure she had right information. He nodded after he's woken himself up from the little daydream he had.

"Yes." Michael said after he empty-drank the glass of milk and wiped his mouth with the back of a hand. "But today saw it everyone not just Stan, so that is approximately 450 times worse." he added messing up his hair with a hand, making him look like he got an electro shock.

"Not the whole school saw it." Calum couldn't help but to chuckle. "For example I didn't see it." he added as he bit on the top of his nail a huge smirk on his face.

"Yes, but that's just because you weren't at school at all but driving around with your license and your girlfriend." Michael said in one breath feeling as if he could lose himself in his own thoughts and words again. "Hey, were you guys fucking yet?" he asked after he thought about things for a while having one eyebrow up and bending over the table to be closer to them with his face.

"What?" Samantha laughed suprised with his question.

"Click clack, sex, coitus interruptus?" he asked sitting himself back in his chair. Calum furrowed his eyebrows angrily at him, gesturing him to stop. "Penis-vagina." he said almost whispering not being able to not count his last word for sex.

"Can you stop?" Calum almost shouted after he's rolled his eyes.

"Okay." Michael looked down at his lap speaking softly.

"So am I driving you home now or what?" Calum asked after a while running a hand through the side of his head.

"You can drive me home but I will commit suicide." Michael said simply as if he didn't talk about killing himself.