How To Live With A Huge Penis • clifford

thirty-four - thrill, grill and other gifts

A/N

Okay, I hope you're all aware that this fanfic is slowly coming to its end (there will be like 5-7 more parts idk right). I wanna say it was such a fun to write it and the drama is coming up so prepare your tissues ;)

Btw read the A/N at the end for great news!!

"Oh my God ... " Calum gulped, his voice suddenly becoming pitchy. "Michael, why are - "

"You son of a bitch." Michael repeated once again, slowly walking over to him as a smile spread onto his face and he opened his arms to take Calum in for a hug. "When I called you you said you aren't home but you are home when Sam calls you?"

"Oh yeah." Calum chuckled nervously as Michael pat his back. "I actually wasn't home when you called me." He explained, letting out a mental sigh in relief. Michael had no idea about what has happened less than a half hour ago, he didn't know that Calum and Samantha have done the probably worst thing they could've done.

"Yeah sure." Michael winked at him once he let off the hug and headed into the kitchen. "Want a cold beer?" He questioned, yelling from inside the fridge.

"Yeah, of course." Calum chuckled, getting a shot glare from Samantha who was holding Maya and looking frightened at him. For one second she thought it was all over but then Michael pulls out a cold beer for the guy who's f.ucked his girlfriend? That made no sense to her.

"What's wrong?" Michael asked innocently once he came back, threw a beer at Calum and plopped down on the couch right next to Samantha. He stretched out his arm and placed it down on her shoulders, shaking Samantha up a bit. "Is there something in my face?" Michael questioned again as no one would answer him.

Calum sucked on the can of the cold beer and looked around trying to look clueless. Maya sat on Samantha's lap and looked through the room until she caught her dad's look and smiled at him. She, just as Michael, had no idea about what was going on and Samantha was hiding it quite well by playing with Maya's hair and pretending that she didn't hear Michael's question.

"So, had a good time without us?" Michael asked again, trying to start some conversation since everyone was acting so weird but he assumed that they were just tired or something else simple.

"Uh, yeah yeah." Samantha answered unsure, giving Calum a scared look before she leaned her head back and looked up at Michael. Only because she felt bad she pulled on a small smile and Michael quickly kissed her on the lips as if she is the best thing that has ever happened to him. "I cleaned up the house and then called Calum over for dinner and a half hour later you two arrived." Samantha explained, nodding as if she had to reassure herself.

"Oh really, what will you cook us?" Michael questioned, a big smile spreading onto his face. Samantha wasn't actually the best cook nor she cooked often so Michael loved it when she did cook dinner for them.

"Uh, I don't know yet. You could get us something from - "

"McDonald's?" Michael raised an eyebrow at her and smirked. Whenever Samantha cooked it was usually her telling Michael to drive down to McDonald's and bring them a Happy Meal so he easily finished off her sentence.

"Yeah, that's what I wanted to say." Samantha admitted unwillingly as she lowered her look. "You could go and get us something from the China restaurant too." She said, looking back up at him and smiling a bit.

"I actually don't care what we're going to eat. I am fine with those sour cream chips in your cabinet." Calum said, rubbing his nose before he shrugged.

The last thing he wanted now was Michael and Samantha to fight because of him, although that was an appropriate thing to do right now.

"No, no. It's okay, I'll go down and bring us some chicken nuggets and fries." Michael stood up and brought his hands up as in for everyone to calm down. "C'mon Mays, let's go." He stretched out his hand for Maya who automatically jumped off of Samantha and ran over to Michael, more than just willingly grabbed his hand.