Don't Judge the Thug

Long Goodbyes

I woke up and immediately smelled the food. Yes, I ain't have to get Ju to bring McDonalds. I brushed my teeth and rinsed off my face. I went downstairs and heard laughing. Who the hell? I see Karina, and Ju at the table they fat assess eating. I sucked my teeth.

"Who the hell invited y'all?"

"Your girl, nigga." Ju said.

"Morning baby," Elle kisses my cheek.

"That's it? I brushed my teeth," I smiled. She smirked and kissed me harder.

"We got company," she blushed.

"Damn. Y'all gotta leave," I said scratching my head getting frustrated.

"You see how nice he turn with just a kiss," Rina says.

"I got that effect," Elle smiles.

"Y'all be quiet and get out. Eating my damn food," I say. "Especially your fat ass Rina. Feeding two damn people through your mouth."

Ju busted out laughing and she hit him. "Shut up, blame Ju bear for the extra life I gotta feed."

"Aw, Ju bear. That's cute. I gotta come up with one for Trelly," Elle pinches my cheek.

"Yo chill." I say.

"What I be telling you bout that name? It's Big Daddy Ju or nothing at all," Ju said with the straight face. We all busted out laughing and Rina punched him in the stomach. "Come on, you got the strength of two human beings."

"Daddy Trell sounds cool with me," I laugh.

Elle rolls her eyes. "Whatever, hurry up and eat. You got your flight in two hours."

"Ooh, Ju ain't put you on? The jet leave when we arrive. They just got an idea of what time they assess better be there." I said sitting down in front of my plate. I dug into the pancakes, eggs, and bacon. Bacon is my main bitch. I couldn't say that out loud though, my wife was here.

"Y'all just horrible," Elle shook her head.

"They are, always got people waiting on them," Rina chimes in.

"Shut your chimp ass up," I say to Rina.

"Whatever you damn monster. Big ass calling me big when it look like you ate elephants for dinner," Rina goes. Ju and Elle laugh.

"If you don't get your scary dinosaur ass out ima throw your ugly ass in the museum where you belong," I shot back.

"Martin and Pam much?" Elle goes.

"All the time," Ju chimes in.

"No, Trelly just a hater. The damn grumpy ol' troll who belongs under the bridge."

"You lucky your fat ass carrying my family cuz I'd keep him here to grub and leave you out there with your mother and the rest of your pigeon ass family to eat."

"I'd still black your eyes nigga remember that. Pregnant or not, don't get crazy."

Ju laughed when Rina stood up. I laughed too. I loved fucking with Rina. But sometimes she do be bothering the shit outta me.

"Come on Rina. Lemme go take her home," Ju said.

"Back to the birds nest so you could care for my baby cousin the right way."

"Shut up, fake Rick Ross boney drake look a like," she said. "Looking like these niggas can't hold me back."

Elle busted out laughing. I did too. Rina smiled. "Quiet as a mother fucker."