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Bigbumxox: HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS
Harry_Styles: fuck! That wasn't meant for you!
Bigbumxox: HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A DM
Harry_Styles: I CLICKED THE WRONG USER FU XK.
Bigbumxox: IDC IM SAVING IT
Harry_Styles: wtf no
Bigbumxox: okay daddy
Harry_Styles: STOP
Bigbumxox: but daddy ;)
Harry_Styles: no .
Bigbumxox: I didn't know you were into that.
Harry_Styles: WITH GIRLS
Bigbumxox: oh come on not even a little?
Harry_Styles: no! Not ever!
Bigbumxox: well how would u know . you've never fucked a guy in the first place...you know what they say
Don't knock it till you try it!
Harry_Styles: who said I hadn't tried it?
Bigbumxox: huh? *sings quietly* what do you mean?
Harry_Styles: a guy fucked me. I didn't like it .
Bigbumxox: hOLY FUCK WHAT
Harry_Styles: oh please shut up.
Bigbumxox: that doesn't mean anything.
You're made for topping anyways!
Harry_Styles: topping?
Bigbumxox: omg I just got the best idea
Harry_Styles: wtf is topping?
Bigbumxox: you can fuck meeee. I'm made for being a bottom
Harry_Styles: OH .
No .
Bigbumxox: bUT
Harry_Styles: can we not talk without you asking me to fuck you? I get enough of that from girls!
Bigbumxox: okay :( hi .
Harry_Styles: hiiiiiiii
Bigbumxox: how's life horton?
Harry_Styles: nothing much. Louis finally left me alone.
Bigbumxox: did he now?
Harry_Styles: yesss! party, my place, celebrate that loser finally leaving me alone!
Bigbumxox: :)))
Harry_Styles: how's life egghead?
Bigbumxox: great but
quick question
Harry_Styles: yessss?
Bigbumxox: what do you do if u like a guy but that guy hates you :(
Harry_Styles: I don't hate you.
Bigbumxox: ahekwk wtf I wasnt talking about u u twit. you're not all that and sprinkles .
Harry_Styles: I dunno tell him how you feel.
Bigbumxox: but he really really hates me:( like he can't stand the sight of me
Harry_Styles: then move on! Find someone else .
Bigbumxox: but I want his dick
Like a lot
Like
My mouth waters at the thought of it.
Harry_Styles: oh you like him or he's just hot.
Bigbumxox: well if that twit ever let me know him I'm sure I could like him for him too.
But nooooo
Harry_Styles: what does he do?
Bigbumxox: he won't even give me a chance :( . He hates me even tho he doesn't know me.
Harry_Styles: sounds like a douche
Bigbumxox: funny you say that .
Harry_Styles: why?
Bigbumxox: oh nothing! but yeah. I really like him but he won't give me the time of day. He goes after the thirstiest hoes honestly they act like their vaginas are the desert.
Harry_Styles: trueee
Bigbumxox: bye horton . Ur like useless with this stuff
Harry_Styles: wait.
Bigbumxox: yesssss?
Harry_Styles: we've been talking for like a couple weeks now. when will I see your face?
Bigbumxox: never.
Harry_Styles: pleaseee. or I'll not talk until you show me .
Bigbumxox: I'll send you a photo of myself in thanks to the photo you sent me xx
Harry_Styles: ooooh okay
Bigbumxox: *image attached*
That one time I went surfing :)
Harry_Styles: I know see your user is no lie. Nice.
Actually it was better than nice, but Harry wasn't about to admit that.
Bigbumxox: jUST NICE? ur blind as well as stupid. bye .
Harry_Styles: yeah but I've seen just a bit better
Bigbumxox: oh plz girls wish they had my bum.
Harry_Styles: okay princess
Bigbumxox: asdfghjkl what
Harry_Styles: u know cuz u think you're all high and mighty and better than everyone else.
Bigbumxox: okay asshole
You know cuz your face reminds me of one
Harry_Styles: ha! So funny.
Bigbumxox: no lie . wish I could sit on it tho.
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Louissssss what u doin. Ur thirstiness is gonna blow your cover.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction@Louis_Tomlinson: party this weekend, if you're cool, go. if you're @Harry_Styles stay home in reply to Louis @Harry_Styles: you're an asshole you know that right in reply to Harry @Louis_Tomlinson: yeah. an asshole that you undeniably want.
