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/Fourteen/

Harry scrolls through Louis' Twitter, through his media, and he stumbles upon a photo.

A photo from 2014 (2 years prior). It was of Louis, on a surfboard, wetsuit on and bum in perfect view. Exactly like the one "Will" sent.

Harry tilted his head, he'd get to the bottom of this. to the expense of anything.

The next day

Louis is still trying to convince Zayn to fall through with his plan but, "Where the fxck are we going to get that many chickens Lou?"

"Why are you naked in every scene of the plan?"

"Where are we going to get money for 500 copies? I'm broke bro,"

"aBSOLUTELY NOT LOUIS THAT IS ILLEGAL"

This left Louis completely annoyed and shouting "fxck Zayn, you're no help damn!"

So now it's a few days later and he's listening in on Harry's conversation, and failing to be subtle at it.

"Wanna hear a joke?" Harry asked, he wrapped his arms around the small blonde by the locker. She looked completely disinterested in anything Harry said and more focused on where Harry's hands were.

"Okay," she giggled softly. Louis rolled his eyes as he unlocked his locker.

"Did you hear about no arm Bob?" Harry inquired.

The girl got a confused expression, her small nose scrunching up. "Knock knock,'' Harry said, a smile playing on his lips. Louis placed his hand over one of his notebooks. He didn't move for a second.

"Who's there?" Asked the girl- Amy.

"Not Bob," and Harry's loud, deep laugh could be heard down the hall. but, also a softer, higher pitched laugh was heard. Louis slapped a hand over his mouth to try and stifle the sounds. Harry and Amy both looked at him. The girl was all but pleased.

"I don't get it," Amy muttered.

"Right, even someone with a small brain would," Louis couldn't help but mumble. He balled up some scrap paper and checked to see Amy wasn't looking at him. He threw it at her before turning quickly back to his locker. It hit her blouse and she glared at him. Louis turned to her as if seeing her there for the first time.

"Oh....sorry, I thought I was aiming for the trash," he paused and looked her up and down. "Oh, well, on second thought I guess my aim wasn't too far off,"

Her grey eyes lit up in anger, Louis shrugged but one look at Harry's blank face that he knows all too well has him walking away.

ZaynMalik: wat up?

Louis_Tomlinson: um currently running for my life

ZaynMalik: what now?

He would answer but then someone was gripping his hip and pushing him against the row of empty lockers. "Why do we continue to meet like this?" Louis asked annoyedly, even though where Harry was touching him was beginning to warm up. Harry stared at him unamused. "Let go of me you fucker," Louis exclaims.

Harry shakes his head. Louis sighs in impatience. Harry keeps a strong grip on his hand and tugs him towards a door. "I'll scream," Louis mutters.

But, nope, soon he's encased in pure darkness.  Until a light overhead is turned on. Harry is still giving him an odd look. "What?" Louis demands.

"Turn around," Harry exclaims.

"Huh?"

"You heard me, turn around," Harry says calmly.

"No..." Louis said slowly.

Harry crossed his arms. "Do it, now."

"Alright, little lesson. No means will not, it means- and this is second grade language, N-O,"

Harry shoved Louis to the floor. "Why is your picture from 2014 the same picture that was sent to me by Will- or whatever, huh?"

Louis paled. "What?"

"Your picture, is the same one he sent me," Harry repeats himself.

"Well- um, funny story and I'd love to tell you but uh-" Louis brings his knee up and knees Harry in the balls.

Harry doubles over gasping, his curls falling over his face, Louis wrenches the door open and runs out. He makes his way across a few hallways and finds himself by the exit door. He thinks it's fine if he skips chemistry this one time.

Louis_Tomlinson: okay scratch everything- except the 500 copies I need them.

ZaynMalik: I'm broke mate.

Louis_Tomlinson: iT'S LIFE OR DEATH ZAYN. ..

ZaynMalik: chill fine - meet me at my house 6 pm I think i know someone.

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What's Lou gonna do?

This book is just for good laughs and don't take it seriously!