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Bigbumxox: lol sure

Harry_Styles: no I'm serious. ur ass is amazing. But it has to be a secret.

Bigbumxox: this isn't funny.

Harry_Styles: I'm not joking . I'll come over right now .

Bigbumxox: no bye

Louis gave Zayn the phone back, Zayn started laughing as soon as he saw the messages. 

"You are so smart, wow. Did you not think this plan through?" Zayn asked.

"I didn't- I didn't think he'd ever say yes," Louis stuttered out. "F-uck! Imagine if everyone at school found out,"

"Was your plan ever to really have him fuck you?" Zayn asked, he tossed Louis back his phone. "Or get back at him because you're a twat who holds on to grudges?"

"A little of both," Louis admitted. He looked down at his dm from Harry.

Harry_Styles: hey, egghead?

Bigbumxox: ffs Harry it's will. fuck off u hoe. Besides I have a boyfriend ..

Louis looked at Zayn and grinned. "Change of plans, you're now my boyfriend,"

Zayn almost spit his drink, he shook his head. "Nope, I want none of this,"

"Shush Zayn, okay look- idea! You're my boyfriend, he asks you about Me, you say I'm moving and I changed my phone number....yeah and I'm never coming back and we can forget bigbumxox ever happened," Louis smiled hugely. "I am a genius,"

Zayn laughed, "alright, I'm in, only because I know this will kick you in your arse and I wanna see that!

Harry_Styles: boyfriend? Does he kno ur flirting like a slut?

Bigbumxox: well rmemeber when I asked u for help, it turns out the guy didn't hate me, so yeah, it's new, just happened ten minutes ago...bye

Zayn was clutching his stomach, tears of mirth falling down his cheeks. "You are so stupid,"

"Shut up," Louis hissed. Okay, he's learned his lesson, messing on Twitter isn't good.

Harry_Styles: who? Who is it?

Bigbumxox: k but u honestly don't need 2 kno :-)

Bye

Harry_Styles: wtf of course you're a typical slut and here I thought you were different .

Bigbumxox: k , and u literally just asked to get into my pants.

Harry_Styles: u've been doing that for almost a month now?

Bigbumxox: no I joked around about it . . .

Harry_Styles: *cough* slut

Bigbumxox: k but his dick is bigger

Zayn was reading over his shoulder, "LOUIS FUCKING TOMLINSON," he shouts in surprise.

"Shh. You're making it seem like I'm skinning you alive, chill,"

Harry_Styles: dickslut .

Bigbumxox: true but not for u anymore. Bye gonna lick zayns dick now

Harry_Styles: Zayn? ZayN MALIK?

Bigbumxox: shit .

Bye

Louis quickly deleted the app, and dropped his phone, kicking it under the sofa. "Okay, well....I'm out," and he started making his way up stairs.

"Wait, Louis," Zayn said from where he was staring at his phone.

"What now??" Louis demanded.

"Harry Styles just dmed me,"

"What he say?"

"Hey fag your boyfriends a slut," Zayn said. Louis rolled his eyes.

"Fag really? He literally just said he wants to fuck me." Louis muttered.

"What do I say? Can I ignore him?" Zayn asked.

"No, I dunno say what you want, but remember as far as he knows you're my boyfriend,"

"Lucky me," Zayn snorted as he typed a response.

ZaynMalik: yeh but he's my slut

Harry_Styles: fuckk, mind letting me have a turn? Nice 🍑 .

ZaynMalik: damn Harry back at it again with your thirst. Fuck off :))

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Jealous Harry to come, Zayn x Harry messages... Louis u so dumb o m g .