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mttstar69 updated his status: I should totally start pole dancing as my 758th hobby !! ;)

mttstar69 updated his status: They'd call me glorious!

mttstar69 updated his status: They'd call me graceful!

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funnybone13 updated his status: @mttstar69 they'd call you an ambulance.

mttstar69 updated his status: @funnybone13 Don't be so jealous and butthurt just because you don't have the body for it!

mttstar69 updated his status: @funnybone13 Hold up, I think you may have something on your chin...

mttstar69 updated his status: @funnybone13 No, not the one you're probably wiping right now. Your other one.

funnybone13 updated his status: @mttstar69 i don't even have skin you uncultured swine.

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underfaller updated her status: @mttstar69 @funnybone13 BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME CONTINUE THIS STORY.

mttstar69 updated his status: @funnybone13 Who let the naked beaver-looking-thing in? I thought only humans and monsters were allowed on this site.

underfaller updated her status: @mttstar69 What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd*** idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f***ing dead, kiddo.

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funnybone13 updated his status: @mttstar69 geeeet dunked on !

mttstar69 updated his status: @funnybone13 f*** off.

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funnybone13 updated his status: @mttstar69 who's butthurt now?

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A.N. This is my favorite chapter so far besides Secret Ingredient for multiple reasons and I have no regrets.

If you get the references, we're now offically best friends.

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