Ship Wars ft. Yo Homeboy Underfaller

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Underfaller: //crawls out of the Hetalia fandom covered in scratches and bruises//

Underfaller: GOODNESS GRACIOUS am I glad to be out of that place

Underfaller: too many gosh diddly ship wars

Underfaller: UsUk V.S. FrUk was ridiculous.

Underfaller: Now that I'm away from that, I can sit back and relax with these goats and robots and skeleton dudes and stuff

Underfaller: y'know what? I'll even write a crack fic about them all. Perfect.

Underfaller: //uploads one chapter including Toriel's name//

//CRIKEY!WA THC AS thOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OF ALL AGES SWARM FROM VILLAGES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD AND FROM HELL AND FROM THE DEEP DEPTHS OF WATTPAD AND FROM THE BATHROOMS AND SPAM THE COMMETNS SECTION AND START ARGUMING OVER SORIEL OR ASGORIEL WITH SNARTY ALPHYNE SHIPPERS ENCOURANGING THEM IN THE BACKGROUND//

Underfaller: GOD D*MMIT






OKAY BUT REALLY ALL OF YOU JUST NEED TO HUSH HUSH AND MAKE UP AND SMOOCH OR WHATEVER PLEASE OKAY THE FACT THAT IM HAVING TO MAKE A CHAPTER ABOUT THIS IS STUPID AND WATCHING YOU RAGE IN AN ALL OUT WWII½ IS RIDICULOUS STOP IT

AND ALPHYNE SHIPPERS
YOU STOP IT TOO OKAY
I SEE YOU THERE

YOU'RE MAKIMG ME FEEL LIKE LARRY FROM NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAVING TO DEAL EITH THE STUPID MONKEY DANGIT

I DOMT WANT TO BE LARRY

STOP IT

both ships have their flaws okay and neither of them will ever be canon from here on out so just respect each other okay or else I'm gonna come after you at 2 A.M. at night like those banshee things in the 2009 chailmails.

I'm respecting your ships.
You do it, too.

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