Sans: it WASNT me u snarts stop it
Undyne: Then who did it, you idiotic fartbag? You've pulled many shenanigans in the past. I wouldn't put it past you to pull another like this one.
Frisk: It's gettin' STEAMY in here͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Undyne: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Papyrus: WAIT, WHAT?? BUT I DON'T SEE ANY STEAM!
Alphys: No, it means--
Sans: it means very happy.
Alphys: wh--
Papyrus: OHH!! I GET IT NOW!
Toriel: I'm going to find whoever did this to Frisk and rrRRIIPP OUT THEIR TOENAILS
Chara: //smAshes table//
Chara: YEAAAAHH! ANARCHY!
Sans: woah there friends you might need to slow down.
Undyne: It's your fault all of this happened! Shut your trap, before I shut it myself!
Frisk: ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O
Asgore: Now, let's not jump to conclusions--
Flowey: Nah, let them. It's more interesting this way.
Undyne: SANS DID IT, AND I KNOW IT!
Papyrus: MISS UNDYNE! THERE IS NO PROOF OF THAT! IT COULD HAVE VERY WELL BEEN LADY ASGORE, AND SHE'S FRAMING THE REST OF US FOR IT!
Alphys: Hold on!
Toriel: WHAT?! Why would I do that?! Now that I think about it, who's been against children this entire time? It's got to be Asgore!
Alphys: W-Wait! L-Listen!
Asgore: What..? I would never speak of such things in front of a child! Now, murdering them, that's different. Teaching them naughty language, though? Never! I still think it was Sans!
Alphys: P-Please, everyone!
Sans: wait a second, i--
Alphys: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU UNCULTURED SWINES
//everyone stares at Alphys//
Alphys: While you were all bickering, I happened to notice something!
Alphys: Where's Mettaton?
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