Monster Kid: Yo, Undyne! Tell me a story about your first fight!
Undyne: Hmm... I actually can't remember my first fight, fuhuhu! The earliest I can remember is around 2nd grade when the Puss in Boots movie first came out. All of my friends at this daycare and I would RP as the characters, and I was always Puss while my gal Alphys was the lady cat and blah blah. Then one day this dude named Papyrus showed up like "I'M PUSS!!!!" and said I couldn't be Puss because I'm a girl so when he wasn't looking I shoved his @.ss off the side of the twisty slide lmao bye
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A.N.: True story, this actually happened to me, just change the names around a bit. That mf was the dang EGG from now on after that and he didn't dare challenge me again for the throne smh
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