Mettaton, texting Papyrus even after being banned from doing so by Sans: Hey, babe. I'd like to see you in this. ;)
Papyrus: WHAT?Papyrus: SURE THING! I'LL SEND A PIC IN A SEC!!
Mettaton: (͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
Papyrus: HERE YOU GO!!!
Mettaton: iMettaton: goodbye
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A.N.: JUST SO PEOPLE DON'T GET P/OED AT MEI'm not trying to and never will throw any ships in your face in this book, lmao. The only reason I chose Mettaton and Papyrus for these types of chapters is for Metta's flirty-ish nature and Papyrus' innocence. I chose Toriel and Asgore for those few "BURRRn" chapters not to imply Soriel (which I *cough*actuallygreatlydislike*coughcough*), but because of how Toriel acts towards him in-game.
Trust me.
I loved this one Hetalia crack book back in the day, but I stopped reading it for one reason only: THE DARN AUTHOR WAS ALWAYS SHOVING USUK DOWN THE READER'S THROAT.
NO.
STOP.
Trust me, I won't ever intentionally do that to you guys. I'm trying to leave ships out of this as much as possible, even ones that I really like.
You don't have to ever worry about your NOTP showing up randomly in here someday.Don't worry, my bros.
I've got ya covered.
YOU ARE READING
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