Mettaton: Shut up Sans, you overweight fatlard.
Sans: okay wow.
Sans: i just want you to know that this morning, a little birdy told me that you look and act like a wild hog.
Sans: and i said, "woah, hold up. that's pretty rude, and I can't believe you actually stooped that low. that's extremely disrespectful, and you should be ashamed of yourself. i don't get how anyone can be that heartless."
Mettaton: Wait, you really did that for me..? I--
Sans: "what have wild hogs ever done to you?"
Sans: and i don't regret it a darn bit lmao bye
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