Hey let's talk about the origin of Rainbow Bunnies

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  • Dedicated to You rainbow bunny bastards
                                    

Cuz doughnut. I'll give it to Nakira to explain. 

~~~~~~~~~~NAKIRA~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Well. You all know the story of my first encounters with the Rainbow Bunnies of evil death and doom. And of the first adventure you actually saw to the rainbow bunny meadows of DOOM. Then the second, taking revenge upon Itachi-san. 

 And then third but that one was pretty lame so uh, no thanks. I mean it was mushy and gross and ew. 

 Anyways. Rainbow bunnies are under the species name: Arcus-iris Lepus. They normally are the size of any normal bunny. However, they can be revealed to have very sharp, skin peircing teeth. Their diet consists of human flesh, human entrails, and any other bloody meat they can find ^.^  

 <You sound so smart staph>

That's the point. I have to sound educated because I'm educating.

<HAHAHAAHAHAHA NO>

FLOWER STOP. I WILL BE SMART FOR THIS CHAPTER I WILL! BELIEVE IT I WILL

<hahaha there she is. There's my little Nakira>

Oh my Kami back off Flower I'm teaching geez.

<Okay Okay Okay> 

 *clears throat* Anyways, back to my seminar about Rainbow Bunnies. <Oh my god you used a big word>

SHUT. UP. pLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF tOBI. 

<awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww>

Ok that's it you're fired from being my concious I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR ANNOYING VOICE AGAIN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

<Naki.... Do you really mean that?>

YES! I HATE YOU.

<*jumps off a cliff* GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD>

fINALLY GEEZ. *coughs* Once again. To continue.

<You know it's not very serious when you're talking about Rainbow Bunnies>

OK THATS IT I'M DONE. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS FLOWER SHUT. UP.

<ok. Ok. Finish your seminar about Arcus-iris Lepus>

I FUDGING WILL. Okay. Re-activating serious mode. 

 Rainbow Bunnies are at the top of the food chain, and if they see you. You will be attacked, devoured, and eaten whole. They live in rainbow meadows, and you can find them by following the most color in an certain path or area. The also love to prey on young children, who think they are harmless. And are close friends with the phenomenon know as the "Invisible Snake" Otherwise known as Orochimaru!!

 Nobody knows <the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows the paaaiiiiinnnn> *COUGH COUGH COUGH* the exact origins of the rainbow bunny. However, many Dr. bunnyologists-specialists-people speculate that they became a dominant species in the rainbow era. Set inbetween the ice Age and when human lif began. 

 They are the perfect species. Their only weaknesses is ninja's who outsmart them. But thats it. 

THEY ARE THE PRODUCT OF EVERY EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS EVER.

THEY ARE SCARY

UNDEFEATED

(except by me and other Ninja's of course)

VICIOUS

FACESIOUS

DEADLY

AND WILL. KILL. YOU. WITHOUT. MERCY.

 OK FLOWER I'M DONE BEING SMART.

COME AT ME BRO.

<Naaaahhh too lazy>

Bitch

<Thank you. So glad to know that you love me again>

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This is filler. Because Guess who has writers block!?

Also I felt I was a little out of practice for Nakira sooo..... I was like. Hey. Let's make a thing.

Nakira: YEP YOU GOT ME RIGHT WE ARE ALL SET AND ENGINES READY TO GO!!

WOOT WOOT LET'S GET THIS PARTY OFFICALLY STARTED.

Naruto: I HEARD PARTY.

WOOP LET'S DO IT NARUTO. LET US PAR-TAY.

Nakira: Never say that again or so help me kami-sama I will-

Well!! I think that's it for today, I'll have some more out tomorrow. 

*Already writing the next chapter*

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