Somebody tried to shake me awake. Which probably wasn't a very good idea. "No. Still sleeping!" I exclaimed, curling up into a tighter ball. The idiot trying to wake me up pulled me out of bed. And I jumped up, automatically punching them in the face. "I SAID I WAS STILL SLEEPING!"
Naruto got up from his position on floor, rubbing his eye. "I'm sorry. It's breakfast time. I thought you would be in a worse mood if you missed that!" I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"Welll, sorry for punching you then."
"You probably gave me a black eye!"
"I better have."
"Your mean!"
"BELIEVE IT SUCKER!" I exclaimed triumphantly, grabbing Naruto by his collar and throwing him out of the room. "NOW GET OUT!" I yelled, slamming the door behind him. I started to dig through my bag for my clothes and assorted brushes.
After finding these Oh-so-useful items to society, I rushed into the restroom, cutting in front of Sakura, who seriously needed to fix her hair. "Ha! See you billboard brow." I exclaimed, shutting the door in her face. I started to brush my teeth, singing a song in my head, then I quickly changed. Straightening the shorts I wore underneath the dress. I then took the brush and started to ATTEMPT at untangling my hair, which took me about twenty minutes. I tied back my hair with my usual blue ponytail and headed out. "There Saku. All your's!" I exclaimed, tapping Sakura's head as I rushed past her, laughing like the idiot we all know I am!
~In the magical kitchen~
"GOOD MORNING FELLOW NINJAS!" I yelled, dashing into the kitchen/dining room thing.
"Great, another one." A small kid muttered.
"You know. Another one has a name."
"Nakira, drop it." Sauske grumbled.
"SOMEBODYS not a morning person!" I exclaimed.
"Hn."
I rolled my eyes and plopped down in the seat next to Naruto, who now had a black eye thanks to me, and Sauske. Who just looked irritated at being there. "So. Sauske. Do you have any words to say to me?"
"Anything other than I hate you and want to punch you in the face? Nope."
I punched him in the face, which seems to becoming a habit of mine. "Jackass!" I exclaimed, he groaned and sat up. I started to laugh. "Hahahahaha You and Naru- hahaha yo-hahaha- m-hahahahahaha" (Translation: Hahahahaha You and Naruto Hahahaha you hahahahahaha match.)
"Do I even want to know?" Kakashi asked as he walked into the room. I was on the floor, laughing so hard I was clutching my sides. While Naruto and Sauske both had black eyes.
"I.... I pun- and. BOOOM..... And then..... Sauske.... BOOM..... And now...,, match.... Ahahahah," I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath. (Translation: I..... I punched Naruto, and BOOOM black eyes. And then.... I lunched Sauske and BOOOM black eye. And now... They match. A haha)
"Geez. Is there something wrong with this girls head?" Sauske muttered, standing up.
"Yes. Believe it!" Naruto exclaimed, agreeing. I jumped up quickly,
"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BEFORE I GIVE YOU TWO OF THOSE BLACK EYES." I yelled, getting angry.
"Well, looks like the bipolar cows ready for the day," Sakura muttered, walking in. I turned around, my eyes flashing.
"What did you just call me b****"
"A Bipolar cow." I lunged at her, but Kakashi held me back.
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There, Here, and Back again. (A Naruto Fanfic)
FanfictionNakira is an orphan, shunned, alone. But.... It never really bothered her. She's a Kunoichi from the Village Hidden in Leaves. Plus she's a friend of Naruto's. This is her, slightly witty, sarcastic as hell, annoying, fun-filled, emo (Sauske), lonel...