Chapter 12: The Forest of........ Death? *Scary Music*

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~Nakira~

I stood up as Anko dismissed us, telling us to go the forest of..... Whatever or something. Who would name it The Forest of..... Whatever it is anyway? I walk Dover to Sauske and Naruto and pulled, *cough*, okay fine.... dragged, them out of their seats, leading them out the door. Sakura followed behind us, grumbling to herself, "Stupid Nakira, how does she get Sauske-kun to always follow her around...."

I smirked andlet go of the boys arms, making them stumble. "Because I'm better than you." I anwered, starting to skip to the FOREST OF DEATH *Scary music*

Hey there's scary music that plays in my head! Cool.

FOREST OF DEATH *scary music*

Forest Of......... Death? *Scary music*

死の森 (Shi no mori) *Scary music*

Лес смерти (Les smerti) *Scary Music*

FoReSt Of DeATh *Scary music*

Bosque de la Muerte *Scary Music*

Wow... I'm having way to much fun with this.

~At the Forest of......~

I plopped down on the grass, holding the form thingy in my hand. "Does anybody else hear scary music When you think or say The Forest Of Death?" *Scary Music* I asked, signing the slip quickly. Naruto laughed and stole my pen.

"No Nakira-chan... It's just you.."

Anko popped in, "NO! I HEAR IT TO!" She gave me a thumbs up, and I smiled broadly.

"Thank you Anko-sensei! It's a good thing to know I'm not alone In Craziness!" I exclaimed. She smiled and disappeared.

"WOOT WOOT! IM NOT THE ONLY CRAZY PERSON IN THE WORLD!" I yelled, jumping up and running around in circles. Sauske rolled his eyes and pulled me right back down.

"Shut up crazy. You're attracting people's attention."

"And why would that matter Sauske-kun?" I teased. He colored lightly, and looked away.

"Hn." I rolled my eyes and pulled my sketch book out.

"Sauske-kun. Hold still." I ordered, he nodded, and did what I asked. Staring at a far off tree.

"What're you doing?" He asked, looking at me from the corner of his eyes.

"Drawing you..... Profile." I answered, sketching out the outline of his face with my pencil.

"Why?"

"Cause I want to." I snapped, erasing a blurred line. "Now hold still!"

~10 Minutes laters~

I looked up from my half-finished drawing of Sauske as he moved his head. I was about to snap at him to hold still when I noticed the man, woman, thing, behind Naruto. Tranny 2.0, that's what I'm going to call them, had his tounge wrapped around the handel of a kunai knife. He handed it, or tounged it I guess, back to Anko-sensei. HOLY SHIT!! I WANT TO KEARN HOW TO DO THAT! THATS SO FUDGING COOL! I put my sketchpad away as Sauske and I stood up. I followed him over to Naruto, who had a new cut on his cheek, and looked pretty shaken. "Naruto-kun?" I put my hand on his shoulder, and looked at him. Concerned for once.

"Yes Nakira-chan?" He asked in a shaky voice.

"You.... Okay?"

"Yeah..... Let's just go get our scrolls and get into that forest...... We won't lose!" he paused.

"BELIEVE IT!" We exclaimed in unison, laughing together.

~Inside the Forest Of .......~

"Ahhhhh....... Much better!" Naruto exclaimed, coming out of the bushes.

I rolled my eyes, "You're so damn crude Naruto-kun..... Was their any rainbow bunnies? They might've put them in there to trap me..."

"Nakira-chan. Rainbow bunnies don't exist!" He chided. I frowned deeply, and narrowed my eyes. Hey.... Where's that cut on his cheek? And his Ninja pouch..... I looked over at Sauske, and he nodded, pulling out a kunai knife.

"OHMYSNICKLESPUCHUMS! IMPOSTER!" I yelled as Sauske threw the kunai. He rolled his eyes and smirked, then continued to question the imposter until he turned into a really ugly dude from the Rain. He's uglier than Naruto's form.... No wait.... Naruto's not THAT ugly..... He actually might be kinda.... NO! NO! IM NOT THINKING THESE THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW! That rain guy looks like an ostrich..... I wonder what an ostrich is.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Nakira!" Sakura yelled, snapping me outta of my daydreaming.

"What!?" I snapped, looking around. The rain guy was defeated.... So.... We all good.

"LET'S GO!" She yelled, gesturing to the path in the forest.

"SHUT UP!" I answered, scowling. She scoffed and rolled her eye, but fell quiet as Sauske started to talk about passwords and shit. I ignored him, knowing the reason for the long password so that me or Naruto wouldn't be able to guess it right. "Whatever, let's just get moving all right Sauske-kun?"

"Hn,"

"Mhm." I mummered, jumping up into the trees.

Emo-lion..... What a jerk.

~>

OZZY OZZY OZZY

Nakira: OI! OI! OI¡

How was this chapter? I didn't feel like putting the Forest of Death *Scary music* Does anybody else hear that? Anyway, I didn't feel like doing that All in one chapter. The scary music that Nakira hears is The Jaws theme on the right. Enjoy!

Nakira: I WANNA END IT AGAIN!

No! You did it last chapter.

Sauske: Can I do it?

Hn?

Sauske: -_- My word. But please?

Fine..... I guess Emo-lion.

Sauske:

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Fan Flower, even though she's a-

What was that Sauske?

Nothing! Anyway, fan her.

Read this book.

Fan Nakira while your at it to!

Bye.

Hn.

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