There, Here, and Back again. (A Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 4: Is that a man? Or a cow?

~Nakira~

"Blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah?" Heard come out of Sakuras mouth. I tune her out as much as possible. So I didn't get why Kakashi-sensei started to talk about lands and Shinobi villages. So I started to tune him out to. 

Mainly cause I don't give a crap! Then they went on about C-rank missions and no other ninjas. But..... Tazuna looked guilty. I eyed him suspiciously. "What aren't you telling us old perv?" I muttered, more to myself than him.

~Five Minutes later~

I noted the puddle, but didn't say anything. I mean there was a stream just over there right? Somebody could have..... splashed through it or something. Ad then we got jumped.

Damn.

Two ninjas with chains IN THEIR ARMS. WTF? Jumped out from the puddle....... And then Kakashi-sensei got cut to pieces. "KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto, Sakura, and I yelled at the same time. then the big bad ninja's in creepy mask snuck up behind me. "The second one.." One of them whispered. I froze, I couldn't move. I was scared stiff. And yes.

I'm admitting to being scared.

Sasuke threw a shuriken just as the men lifted their chains. He trapped the chains onto a tree. And I scowled. Damn, he came to the rescue! Darn it! Saskue shot me a smirk, then proceeded to kick to continue.

Then Kakashi-sensei came to Sauske'srescue. I blinked. "You asshole! I was actually worried about you! How could you- I'm going to kill you in your sleep Kakashi Hatake. You better sleep with one eye open." I yelled. Damn all these people, saving the day.

"Sorry Nakira, I got you hurt. I didn't think you'd be incapable of moving." I glared at Sauske.

"Are you hurt? Scaredy cat?" He taunted me. I lunged at him, and pinned himto the ground. I pulled back my fist.

"I'll pound you're face in emo. Say it to me again." I growled, jumping off of him.

"Nakira." I looked up at the sound of Kakashi-sensei's voice. "These men have poison on their claws." I shrugged.

"So what?"

"You need to stop moving so much, the poison will spread unless you drain it." I slowly looked down at my hand. Damnit! "By the way. Mr. Tazuna. I have something to talk to you about" then he went on to talking about puddles, and targets, and stuff like that. But I tuned him out. Then apparently, this mission turned out to be a B-Rank..... Lovely. I stared at my hand, and took out my kunai.

I then stabbed my hand.

OUCH!

"What are you doing?" Sakura exclaimed.

"Well. If I'm going to be a burden. Might as well be dead." I teased. "Just kidding! I'm draining the poison!  

Duh." I shook the pain off, as soon as the poison left my system. I'll just put some of m medicine on it, wrap it up. And be done with it.

"You're going to bleed to death!" Naruto exclaimed. I shook my head and laughed.

I pulled my backpack off, and started to dig through it with my free hand. Pulling out my 'special' medicine. After taking out the Kunai. I pressed a towel to the wound to clear it, and gently rubbed a thin film of the  

ointment onto my hand. The bleeding stopped immediately, and I wrapped up my hand in a bandage. "Tada! Good as new!" I exclaimed. Kakashi-sensei sighed, but Sakura looked fascinated.

"Where did you get that medicine?" She asked, delighted.

"My family were medical Ninja. It was in our secret store. I took some out, just in case." I replied simply, and shyly. I don't talk to other people besides Naruto about my family usually. And not even then.

I'm still kinda pissed at them for leaving me alone. By myself. At the age of five.

I hope they're burning in hell.

Just kidding! ^.-  

Or am I?  

~1 Hour of walking later!~

Sudenly, a sword flew outta nowhere. Barley missing my head. Then a guy, with cow leg warmers and arm warmers. Jumped on his lodged sword. "OI! MR. COW! YOU JUST ABOUT TOOK MY HEAD OFF JERK!" I yelled. The man chuckled darkly and I frowned.

This won't be very fun huh?

"So. Are you a man? Or a cow?" I asked testily. He glared at me. And I couldn't resist a giggle. Then everybody got all serious. And I frowned, Kakashi straighter his headband.....

To reveal a Sharingan.

Awesome!

Then.... He gets cut in half.

FOR THE SECOND GODAMN TIME TODAY! I mummered a silent prayer as I stood in a defensive position in front of Tazuna with Sakura. Watching for any threats.

Eekkk I'm scared again! 

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