Chapter 7: It's a bird! No it's a flying Cow-I mean Sakura! No It's Zabuza

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~Nakira~

Something started to peck at my eyes, making me shift slightly. "Hmmm.....stop it little monkeys. I don't want your coconuts," I grumbled. Curling up into a ball on the hard ground. My eyes shot open. Ground? What..... I looked around, seeing Naruto and some chick? picking herbs together. "HOLY SHIT..... WHAT THE HE'LL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?" I yelled, jumping up.

"Well.... She's up now." The he/she muttered. I got in their faces, narrowing my eyes.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I asked, the he/she pushed me away.

"THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TO SAY TO NII-CHAN!" Naruto yelled, hitting me on the head.

"Ohhh. Somebody's got a crush on the tranny!" I exclaimed, dancing around.

"Wow.... She's more annoying than she looks." The Tranny mused, pulling up another herby looking plant.

"Shut up tranny." I snapped, narrowing my eyes.

"Aannnyywwwaaaayyyy...." Naruto trailed off, plopping down and sitting Indian style.

"Are you two Ninja's?" The tranny asked as I sat next to Naruto. "With the headbands and all, you look like it."

"I'm a NINJA NINJA NINJA." I yelled happily.

"I'm a Ninja to!" Naruto exclaimed, thumbing up. That's a weird thing to say... Thumbing up..... Hmmm...

"No kidding, you're probably great to." She/he replied dryly. "But..... Why were you training?"

"As for me, I want to get stronger!" Naruto answered happily. I just nodded and motioned that I agreed, picking at the grass and loosing interest completely.

"You both already look strong enough."

"No! no! I want to get even stronger!" I heard Naruto exclaim.

"What for?" Tranny asked, looking sad.

"To become the best ninja in my village! I'm going to get everyone to recognize my strength!! And I have to prove something to a certain person."

"What do you want to prove to Sauske. You don't have to hold it back any longer. We all know that you and Sauske are gay for each other!" I exclaimed, laughing. Naruto shot me a glare

"Shut up Nakira! I'm not gay! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto whined. The he/she looked rather amused.

"As for me anyway, I want to finally be acknowledged for who I am and NOT how great my 'oh-so-freakin-powerful dead medical ninja parents were." I answered, a hint of sadness tinting my voice,

Tranny leaned up closer to Naruto, basically ignoring me, "Is that for the sake of somebody? Or is it for your own sake?"

Naruto..... The dummy he his.... Didn't get it. "Huh?" The tranny just laughed, "WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?" Naruto exclaimed, annoyedish looking now.

"Dont't you have somebody precious in your life?" I started to tune them out after that, and lied back down, playing with a kunai. I closed my eyes and started to hum, then the tranny stood up, and started to leave. "Oh.... And.... I'm a man." He looked back.

I started to laugh my head off. "HAHAHA NARUTO THIS PROVES IT. YOU ARE SO GAY!" I yelled, jumping up and dancing in circles. "NARUTO IS GAY! NARUTO IS GAY!NARUTO IS GAY!" I chanted, dancing around him teasingly. Somebody hit my head, "OI! WHO THE HELL DID THAT!" I yelled turning around.

"Did you forget about mealtime you idiots?" Sauske grumbled. Naruto just smiled and chuckled.

"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP! YOUR GAY TO." I yelled attempting to punch him in the face. ((Nakiras being a little violent 0.0))

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