The pole emo and the shy guy (SasuNaru)

Nothings different

Sasuke walked into the back entrance of the club. "Something seems different about you" Oruchimaru, the snake like owner of the club, hissed emphasizing the s' in a way. "Nothing's different Snake, I'm the same me" Sasuke said plain as white. "Yo Duckbutt, heard you finally kissed someone" Kabuto laughed, "I told you to stop calling me that dipshit, but yes, yes I have.What's it to you?" Sasuke called back, slightly annoyed. "That's(ssssssss) what's(ssss) different S(ssssss)as(ssss)uke" Snake hissed. "Nothing's different" Sasuke grumbled, annoyed as hell, "Did we have a rule because of that?" Kabuto laughed, "Why yes we did," Oruchimaru laughed (in a snake like way...(that's not even possible(oh shut up))) "Sasuke hadn't had his first kiss, so there was to be no kissing aloud," Kabuto reminded everyone. "It was my sister, she said that 'A first kiss is a magical time, and shall be dealt as such, you should never waste a first kiss' oh gods, she would go on and on" Sasuke groaned. "Does this mean we can rebuke the rule" Karin, who was helping Suigetsu and the other people at the bar but came in for a break, asked hopefully, wanted her chance to kiss the Uchiha. "No" was Sasuke's firm reply, there was a string of 'why?'s mumbling throughout the small crowd. "That be just torture, gods" Sasuke complained, "Well the kid's right" Kabout said adjusting his glasses and fiddling with the random papers in his hand, "If we aloud kissing the employees at Snakes and Stripper Heels, a very crowded bar and club, the demands would be tiring, not to mention all the drunkards trying at it" Kabuto said making it sound like he finished but he kept rambling on, "All the second hand alcohol would eventually get to us" he finally finished. "Yeah yeah,what he said" Sasuke grumbled, clearly not caring. "So Raven  was it 'romantic and graceful' like your sister said it should be?" Kabuto asked "Was she hot?" Oruchimaru hissed eager to know. "No and it was a dude" Sasuke said Karin interjected frowning unpleasantly, "He did it to prove a point," she told the two others. "Oh do explain Redhead" Kabuto laughed fiddling with his glasses as usual, "Please do" Snake rasped. "His elder sister tried to get at him for not having his first kiss, yet being a whore-" Karin started to explain "I'm not a whore" Sasuke interjected "though he is not, so he grabbed her short blonde friend, and stole his lips for exactly five point two seconds" Karin explained blushing as red as her hairs done jealous of the random blonde Sasuke had kissed. "Ooo" Snake cooed, "But didn't your sister say something about it having to be special?" "She can kiss my ass and makeout with a girl, cause that was never gonna happen anyway" Sasuke snapped, "Of course, well it's getting quite late both of you should go home, tomorrow's Monday" Kabuto said laughing.