Ugh he's flirting

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Naruto pov
I AM NEVER PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH DEIDARA EVER! EVER

So after the dilemma with the little raven slut, poor Tachi's bastard brother, we went back to HQ and started to have a mini party with just us.

So some genius came up with the idea to play truth or dare

~flashy back~

"Okay so Naruto, truth or dare?" Deidara asked me.

"Dare!" I called out happily.

"Dress like an emo, tomorrow" he said smirking.

"How do you do that?" I asked, clearly clueless.

"So basically wear all black, have a more scary image" he laughed.

"I'll help you," Tachi offered,
"I wanna see this," Kurakyuu giggled
Everyone else nodded and 'yeah'ed in agreement.

"Fine, I guess" I signed.

~x3 end of flashy back~

So here I stood, head to toe in all black.

I had on a pair of tight black skinny jeans, combat boots, a midnight black shirt, and a black leather jacket.

Tachi doesn't fool around :( sadly for me.

First thing that happened when I got to school was Kiba, Gaara, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino,  and Lee were so confused.

I explained the truth or dare and they all laughed at me, except Gaara, he kinda just smirked. I was blushing a lot, but we all went inside.

I got a couple
-a bunch-
of confused stares, but I ignored them.

In first period, some random dude was flirting with me.
"So cutie what's up?" a random voice  asked.

"Who the fuck are you, cause it's to much effort for me to turn around," I demanded harshly.

"Um I don't know, your next boyfriend maybe?" he purred,
"Not worth my time, leave me alone" I hissed.

But his petty attempts didn't stop there, all day he was pestering me.

All
Fucking
Day

I was so glad when the last bell finally rang. I raced out the door, but I was stopped by the annoying raven's female followers. Sakura, Karin, Hinata,  walked up to me, "We noticed your new look~" Sakura cooed, fake bitch, "Whatever," I said about to walk away. "We're not through here yet!" Sakura yelled at me, grabbing my shoulder. "Well there was something we also noticed," Karin snapped, but still fiddling with her glasses. "What?" I snapped back, "Sasuke-sama was talking to you," Hinata yelled, she sounded like Fluttershy, she was obviously forced to do this. "What did he say? Are you trying to steal him from us?!" Sakura screamed. "No, but please keep him away from me" I rolled my eyes. "Excuse us?" they said in unison ( unison kinda looks like Onision) "You said you wanted him away from me right? So, keep him away, he's annoying, selfish, uptight, and rude, I would like him away from me,"

"Well trying to rock his look isn't gonna get you a girlfriend!" Karin yelled, her angry blush as red as her hair.

"First off, I'm gay!
Second, I don't care,
Third, even if I weren't gay, if all the girls in this school are like you, count me the fuck out~!" I said before skipping away.

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